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So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:07:37 PM

petdave

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It's Friday, the night is young*, spring is in the air*... and you're screwing around on the Internet.

Let's hear some GOOD excuses**.

*Available at participating locations only

** i love the paddle smiley!

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:10:38 PM

FukinTroll

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Because I am trying to lure out them lil haughty beeyatchs over here. I am about to send out my form letter and see if that helps.

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Lytl Slut fuk’n hor bithc _______ (insert name) get on Ur Neez and beg for da my~T power od _______(insert cocks name)! U don Know chit! Onse I fuk u up da ass U will b my lil slav slut hor 4 da res of u live. Iz da uber dominate and U da cum guzzling gutter slut! U will deleat ur profyl, give me all da passwords, where my koller, and pak all u chit and movd to my hous and pay all da bills!

Uberific Godzilla 2 ur Tokyo dom _____________ (insert D name)

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:14:01 PM

HydroMaster

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Cause I'm saving myself for tomorrow night. Oh, you probably want something more creative.

I did a belly flop cliff diving from a 100ft cliff and am currently in a full body cast awaiting a testicle retreaval operation from my nuts being drivin into my abdomal cavity.

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:23:38 PM

raevnn

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It's been a really long week and I've been allowed... no, *told*... that I am to relax.

So I am :)

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:24:48 PM

raevnn

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quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster
I did a belly flop cliff diving from a 100ft cliff and am currently in a full body cast awaiting a testicle retreaval operation from my nuts being drivin into my abdomal cavity.

OooooOOOoo, neat.
Much cooler than my answer.

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:26:38 PM

ownedgirlie

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Got three hours of sleep last night, had a hectic day at work, and I'll be going going going all weekend. So I'm home tonight to relax a bit with a nice Tri Tip dinner and some wine.

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:37:49 PM

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*sneaks out of the door without permission to review a band*

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:39:14 PM

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I've had a minor op and im recovering

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:39:58 PM

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Cause the main party's next weekend and I'm keeping the canvas fresh for the implements of ass destruction awaiting me then lol.

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:44:54 PM

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My car battery is dead.

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:46:43 PM

LadyEllen

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Because I am trying to lure out them lil haughty beeyatchs over here. I am about to send out my form letter and see if that helps.

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Lytl Slut fuk’n hor bithc _______ (insert name) get on Ur Neez and beg for da my~T power od _______(insert cocks name)! U don Know chit! Onse I fuk u up da ass U will b my lil slav slut hor 4 da res of u live. Iz da uber dominate and U da cum guzzling gutter slut! U will deleat ur profyl, give me all da passwords, where my koller, and pak all u chit and movd to my hous and pay all da bills!

Uberific Godzilla 2 ur Tokyo dom _____________ (insert D name)

How do they resist that I wonder?

One would think you'd have enough "hor bithc"s to last a month with that approach, not be bereft of a Friday night.

I mean, I'm weak at the knees just reading it here, let alone in my mailbox.

E

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:49:42 PM

LadyEllen

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I'm online because I'm so stoned I cant find the outside door to go out anywhere.

Well, not really.

Its cause I have no friends (sob).......except you guys here (sob)..........!

Because I murdered them all last Friday night and have been eating the bodies since. Curry, anyone?

E

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:52:25 PM

angylec

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cause i just got out of the shower and i'm waiting for my hair to dry so i can get dressed to go out
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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:54:05 PM

MasterFireMaam

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Sick on the couch for 5 days...which has included one very interesting trip to the ER while hallucinating.

But, I'm usually online on Friday because I have a serious lack of people who I care to "hang out" with around and I hate doing stuff by myself.

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 5:58:01 PM

RobertCloud

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Cause I just got off the phone with my babygirl who lives 700 miles away... damn it... but will be seeing her 3 weeks from today... YAY!!!.. and now getting ready to microwave some leftover Chinese and sit back and wait for my babygirl to get back from picking up her UM for the weekend visitation.

And trying to figure out a good punishment for someone where pain does not really work as a punishment and I don't really want her in a corner either...

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 6:00:05 PM

DiurnalVampire

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Angel's on spring break, I worked 6 days this week and just woke up from a nap on the couch... and I have nothing better to do

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 6:00:50 PM

HydroMaster

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I'm online because I'm so stoned I cant find the outside door to go out anywhere.

Well, not really.

Its cause I have no friends (sob).......except you guys here (sob)..........!

Because I murdered them all last Friday night and have been eating the bodies since. Curry, anyone?

E

Ooh, curry would be lovely, thank you.

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 6:02:10 PM

mstrjx

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Well, let's see.....

Other than answering this post I'm ......

Doing one thing.

Keeping my eye on something else.

And my mind is somewhere else entirely, which certainly makes the first problematic.

Oh, you wanted details!!!! Silly people. You're going to have to try harder than that.

Jeff

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 6:03:03 PM

WyrdRich

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Cuz I don't always bother to log out before tying her down...

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RE: So what's your excuse? - 3/23/2007 6:06:40 PM

elfie

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i am cooking a special dinner for a friend who had her last chemo treatment today and her sister is here from out of state and because i wanted to do something nice.... usually cause i am a hard ass....

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