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SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:01:06 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		Ok.. I think I am suffering from a new psychological phenomonom.
SOBJDD.
Sudden Onset Blow Job Deprivation Disorder.

How about the rest of you out there? Is there some new psychological
condition that may be afflicting you?
Let's see how creative you can be.

Kyst

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:07:17 PM   
FukinTroll


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Status: offline 		Do you, by chance, live close by?

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:08:32 PM   
Real0ne


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Status: offline 		Ok.... so whats your secret?  i mean how can that be on a site where everyone claims that, that is all people on here want LOL

< Message edited by Real0ne -- 3/24/2007 7:09:08 PM >

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:09:22 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Missokyst

Ok.. I think I am suffering from a new psychological phenomonom.
SOBJDD.
Sudden Onset Blow Job Deprivation Disorder.

How about the rest of you out there? Is there some new psychological
condition that may be afflicting you?
Let's see how creative you can be.

Kyst


Hey,..... me too!
I could use a blow job too.

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:15:54 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		Bummer... You're a bridge too far!  And umm... holeysmokes.. THAT is what a troll looks like?  Screw that walking over stuff, next time I am walking under!
Kyst

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Do you, by chance, live close by?


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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:17:26 PM   
FukinTroll


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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:18:38 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		WHERE WHERE!? 
Here in Cali, the guys are more apt to have
CDD.
:(
Kyst
quote:

ORIGINAL: Real0ne

Ok.... so whats your secret?  i mean how can that be on a site where everyone claims that, that is all people on here want LOL


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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 7:20:56 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		Oh yeah.. this disorder effects men and women!  Women tend to crave giving them.  But for men it can be more extreme!  They might Need to get them, but in times of dire straights, they may also need to give them *weg*.
Never know how something will manifest.
Kyst

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Hey,..... me too!
I could use a blow job too.


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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 8:09:59 PM   
petdave


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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 8:16:45 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		:( sounds bad.  Did you know when women aren't getting it, it can turn to dry rot?
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ORIGINAL: petdave

Beware the horrors of MGGNPS... Married Guy Gettin' No Pussy Syndrome  


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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 9:08:41 PM   
Devilslilsister


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Status: offline 		yeah - i'm seriously suffering from NTGFL syndrome

"need to get fucking laid"

Serious side effects from this disorder can result in hobo sex, sex with strange objects, and walking nude in the street begging random men.......




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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 9:32:55 PM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		I am suffering from TFLWSS .. Too Fucking Long Without Sex Syndrome.
In the early stages of less than one year the arm gets sore and tired and callouses can develop on the hand.
In the secondary onset stages of one to two years the mind begins to only be able to focus on sex, every thing that even remotely looks like a sex organ begins to make the sufferer horny, and the arm of the sufferer can begin to increase in size from overuse while the sex organ can actually become painful and inflamed.
In the tertiary onset stages of two to three years the person can no longer become aroused by visual stimulation alone, stories and sounds no longer work, and the person begins to become confused at the very mention of anything to do with sex because their has been brain damage by this stage.
In the final stages after three years the person may actually revert to a state similar to pre-virginal state where they have forgotten all knowledge and how-to about sex, the good part about this is that stamina and frequency once relief is found is often greatly increased but the bad side effect is that the first few times the person will suffer from very quick orgasmic accidents and the embarrassment might make them incapable of further sexual activity.
It has been 3 years 4 months and 8 days as of today.. I am in the final stages.. can someone please remind me.. what is sex again???

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/24/2007 10:32:08 PM   
mstrjx


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Status: offline 		I gave at the office.

Is there gonna be some kind of telethon for that?

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/25/2007 8:20:06 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

I am suffering from TFLWSS .. Too Fucking Long Without Sex Syndrome.


Doc, i think i have that ...it's been nearly 18months and this gal's ready to explode!


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RE: SOBJDD - 3/25/2007 2:25:36 PM   
darchChylde


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From: Warm Springs, GA but i live in San Francisco.
Status: offline 		OCCD

Obsessive-Compulsive Cunnilingus Disorder... all this for a slip of the tongue

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/26/2007 10:52:39 AM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		I suffer from the following:

PTMSD - Post Traumatic Marital Stress Disorder. This disorder normally occurs when having to deal with my ex-wife.

MD - Maniac Depression. This condition comes from encountering stupid people.

Bi-Polar Disorder - This is the condition when looking at porn where a woman is fucking a guy and eating another woman.



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RE: SOBJDD - 3/26/2007 11:05:33 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Status: offline 		Currently suffering from SsS - "Sick slave Syndrome"

It was contracted by burning the candle from both ends with a center over a pot of boiling water since last Wednesday. It must be an epidemic since the local RaS (Rent-a-slave) said they couldn't send  over a rental unit until Thursday at the earliest. I've given beth until then to recover fully.

Of course if she passes the disease to me and I end up with a dose of SMS she'll be appearing as the star of a snuff movie!

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RE: SOBJDD - 3/28/2007 12:33:53 PM   
Passion357


Posts: 481
Joined: 8/7/2005
Status: offline 		Yep Yep
I suffer from Emoticon Envy
Like:
WLTRTBS
Would Love To Ride That Banana Syndrome
Or:

WBTKS
Wanna Be The Kneeling Smiley

And:
 SDTDTTE
Strong Desire To Do This To Everyone


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