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Med Training...


Red Cross First Aid/CPR
  37% (14)
Red Cross Sports First Aid/Other advanced general
  8% (3)
Wilderness First Aid
  5% (2)
Wilderness First Responder
  0% (0)
EMT/B
  8% (3)
EMT 85 or 99
  2% (1)
Paramedic
  8% (3)
Nurse
  18% (7)
Doctor
  2% (1)
NONE
  8% (3)


Total Votes : 37
(last vote on : 3/30/2007 2:16:16 PM)
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tempest1961 -> Med Training... (3/24/2007 10:31:53 PM)

What kind of medical training do people have around here?




FukinTroll -> RE: Med Training... (3/24/2007 10:33:23 PM)

Does Dr. of Evil count?

I mean, Doctor really does apply because I practice a lot.




mstrjx -> RE: Med Training... (3/24/2007 10:34:40 PM)

I take Tylenol when I get a headache.

I'm pretty good at psychology with my partners.  That's gotta count for something, right?

Jeff




HydroMaster -> RE: Med Training... (3/24/2007 10:45:38 PM)

Mostly just the basic stuff I got from working in the radiology department in high school and later when I started at the crisis center....all the cards have since expired.




pagansub77 -> RE: Med Training... (3/24/2007 11:24:23 PM)

Well, I had a TIA in a friends dungeon last summer. Was very glad there was a nurse and another first responder there. The looks on the paramedics faces were priceless. It also prompted about a dozen of us to get certified in CPR and First Aid. The class was taught by a Dom who teaches it for a living and held in a local play space, prior to the monthly party.




sweetnurseBBW -> RE: Med Training... (3/24/2007 11:40:32 PM)

I am a nurse that also has emt training. As well as much certification in critical care. [:D]




absoluteTPEslave -> RE: Med Training... (3/25/2007 3:09:33 AM)

wonders why i can not have Dr Troll with me as i do rounds on all the obnoxious rude nasty-spirited anally retentive patients.

i mean its fun enacting the LOC standing order on these patients, i simply walk in to the room explaining the doctor has ordered the series of meds. i start out with MOM c cascara 60cc in prune juice as warm as they can stand it. followed by bisacodyl supp an hour later. then mag citrate 4 hours later. believe me. what was once a bytchy bound up patient suddenly turns into a happy smiling very thankful for loosing 20 pounds of fecal matter patient.

but the thought of having an evil doc to exact a better level of revenge somehow sounds sooooo tempting ,   <WIG>


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Does Dr. of Evil count?

I mean, Doctor really does apply because I practice a lot.




Bearlee -> RE: Med Training... (3/25/2007 1:02:35 PM)

 

For some reason, Jeff...I'd imagined you had a Certificate of Enemafacation, at the very least.
 
Did I spell that right?

[:D]




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Med Training... (3/25/2007 1:09:39 PM)

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on T.V.




mstrjx -> RE: Med Training... (3/25/2007 1:15:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Bearlee

For some reason, Jeff...I'd imagined you had a Certificate of Enemafacation, at the very least.
 
Did I spell that right?

[:D]


Well, between that and vaginal fisting it is fair to say I have experienced just as much about one's insides as their outsides.

All without a stethoscope or speculum.

Who needs a stethoscope to know that the heart goes pitty-pat?

Jeff




Bearlee -> RE: Med Training... (3/25/2007 1:19:37 PM)

 

LOL   ...true enough.
 
I still can't wrap my head around the other topic.  Soooooooo...is the facination purely her squick-factor?  Oh, wait...I'll go ask that in the other thread...
 
trots off  <no pun intended>




ta2dqt -> RE: Med Training... (3/29/2007 4:12:53 PM)

CNA, LPN, first aid, CPR, BLS.   :)




leakylee -> RE: Med Training... (3/29/2007 7:14:50 PM)

Certified Massage therapist.. Always wondered if that really counted. Although i bet my CPR and first is about expired by now.

lee




Lorelei115 -> RE: Med Training... (3/29/2007 8:29:09 PM)

I wore a nurse uniform once. Does that count?




mnottertail -> RE: Med Training... (3/29/2007 8:31:38 PM)

did you ingest 10-20 ccs of cum?

If you did,or can, report to me in uniform




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