absoluteTPEslave -> RE: Med Training... (3/25/2007 3:09:33 AM)
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wonders why i can not have Dr Troll with me as i do rounds on all the obnoxious rude nasty-spirited anally retentive patients. i mean its fun enacting the LOC standing order on these patients, i simply walk in to the room explaining the doctor has ordered the series of meds. i start out with MOM c cascara 60cc in prune juice as warm as they can stand it. followed by bisacodyl supp an hour later. then mag citrate 4 hours later. believe me. what was once a bytchy bound up patient suddenly turns into a happy smiling very thankful for loosing 20 pounds of fecal matter patient. but the thought of having an evil doc to exact a better level of revenge somehow sounds sooooo tempting , <WIG> quote:
ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Does Dr. of Evil count? I mean, Doctor really does apply because I practice a lot.
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