mastercreeker
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One time, there was this feller who lost his penis in an industrial accident. As it happened the doctor was the creative sort and replaced it with the trunk of a baby elephant. The patient was understandably embarrassed about the freakish nature of the replacement and became a virtual recluse.. Finally, though, the combination of sheer loneliness and a flirtacious co-worker got him out on a date.
Things progressed well. and finally the young woman asked why such a great fella was available. Trusting her, (and having had a few drinks) he confided his secret to her. Far from being shocked, she was intrigued and asked to see it. As they were in a secluded corner of the resturant, he quickly unzipped....and presto !!!! A gray blur flashed across the table and disappeared. She was really surprised and asked if she could see it again.
The young man smiled and said, "I don't think so, I'm not sure I could take another dinner role stuffed up my ass."
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