LadyEllen
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Joined: 6/30/2006 From: Stourport-England Status: offline
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OK, my suggestions; He must be able to read my mind, but only when I want him to. This means that if I want a hug, I will get one without him being asked. If the washing needs doing, he will go do it, without being told. This means I dont have to spend time and effort on getting what I want, unless of course I choose to spend time and effort in getting what I want (which can also be fun). He will be super strong to carry lot of shopping, and me when I get tired. And on the shopping front, he will also come equipped with an ATM loaded with notes. He will have an anger management chip so that he wont ever get pissed off at me or anyone/anything else, but remain placid and charming throughout. This is vital, since I often do get pissed off at something or other and a calming influence on me is necessary. He will be programmed with information on how to complete all those messy jobs; fixing the car, cleaning the guttering and the like as well as information on for example, how to change washers in a tap/fawcet, put together flat pack furniture and get the PC to do what I want. E
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