Mercnbeth -> RE: "Subprime bust forces families from homes" (3/27/2007 6:59:49 AM)
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Yes I've seen this frequently especially here in LA. A nice young couple with their 2.2 kids pulls up to a little small house in the valley ready to buy and an fast talking shady looking character whispers in their ear; "Hey man - you don't want this house you can afford. I have a big house with a view of the ocean I can get for you; 5 bedrooms, pool, jacuzzi and a butler's house." The couple first says no, but on the shady Realtor gives them her card, winks, and leaves them with the thought; "well, your kids would really love it - think about it." On the way home, the wife giggles thinking about the "crazy idea". The husband shakes his head and laughs at the thought of going over their price budget by a factor of 5. The next day, on the way home from her job, the wife drives by the house proposed by the Realtor. "Oh MY God!" she reports back to her husband - "you HAVE to see this place! It even has a gate". The Realtor is called back and an appointment made to see the place. Throughout the walk through the wife's eyes are large and wide like a child's on Christmas morning. The gourmet kitchen, the 4 fireplaces, the panoramic views, and the clincher - the bathroom jacuzzi tub for two. The kids run around picking out their bedrooms. The husband just shakes his head and says; "Its nice, but no they can't afford it." The Realtor winks at the wife and says OK - go home and think about it. That night the husband gets his first blow job since the night he got engaged. He wakes up to another, with hot coffee waiting on his night stand. Somehow the conversation migrates back to the "dream house". Somehow the come to an agreement that "you only live once" and next thing you know they're in escrow. The evil mortgage broker tells them they don't qualify for a traditional mortgage, but they can get one of the interest only products. Of course there may be a negative amortization involved, but they're young, they'll eventually make more money, it will be tight at first, but though it all they'll be living in their "dream house". Besides - it's Los Angeles, California; in 5 years the house with be worth double and they'll then qualify for a nice 30 year fixed mortgage. The deal is done - they move it. But hell - our furniture is too small. After a stop at the furniture store offering "Zero percent down and no payments until 2010" they fill up the empty space. A few months later reality enters the picture. Wow - the cost of water is 4 times expected. It takes a LOT of gas to heat a 24,000 gallon pool. Those little lights in the trees and up the driveway must be using a bunch of electricity because - SHIT that utility bill is huge! Business gets slow. A second job is taken. More and more "discussions" end with the term of endearment - "FUCK YOU!". Interest rates rise - all of a sudden it's 2010 and furniture payment come due. Its the Realtors and the mortgage bankers fault that their marriage is over, and they have to declare bankruptcy. Yup, our college educations didn't prepare us to deal with a sales pitch. Our high school never required that we were able to do simple math and calculate a budget or balance a check book. Let's call the newspaper and tell them how we are victims of the evil Realtor and the 'devil in the flesh' mortgage banker. The government should protect us from these people. "We need our Nanny!"
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