The Good, the bad, the ugly

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akisha -> The Good, the bad, the ugly (3/26/2007 7:20:26 PM)
These are old but still worth a chuckle Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ugly : So are you. Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly : You're in them. Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. Good : Your husband understands fashion. Bad : He's a cross-dresser. Ugly : He looks better than you. Good : You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter. Bad : She keeps interrupting. Ugly : With corrections Good : Your son is dating someone new. Bad : It's another man. Ugly : He's your best friend. Good : Your daughter got a new job. Bad : As a hooker. Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients. Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.

MistressMoirae -> RE: The Good, the bad, the ugly (3/26/2007 9:39:31 PM)
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lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: The Good, the bad, the ugly (3/26/2007 11:09:31 PM)
i cant stop loughing and gigling

livvy252003 -> RE: The Good, the bad, the ugly (3/27/2007 11:43:29 AM)
Oh my...heheheheheeee, im printing these out for my guy...hes forty, he should get a real good laugh and maybe ill get a spanking to go with it!!!!

Hanable -> RE: The Good, the bad, the ugly (3/27/2007 12:44:38 PM)
lol i love them.. there so funny.. ill have to remember some of these. H >:)

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