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missturbation -> RE: HighJacked thread (3/28/2007 5:28:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

what about the monkey in alladin ?




no he was up the jafars ass really - not good - evil evil monkey




RobertCloud -> RE: Matched Made In Heaven (3/28/2007 7:03:56 PM)

When I wrote my first novel the description I used of the heroine was pretty close to what I considered to be my ideal woman when it came to appearance, attitude, desire, and all out personality. There were some things that were not exact because it was also dedicated and based upon the person that originally gave me the idea for the story. So race was not a part of my necessary needs, though I have always been attracted to Asian women, they are not necessarily my ideal woman, in fact they are not.
  The main things that were important were height, agility, grace and the fact that she was natural and did not have to try to enhance herself with tons of makeup or cosmetic surgery.
   I had gone through the entire list of those within the age range I was looking for, and had even expanded it, I had hid all of them so that there was no longer anyone on my list when I logged on. It was empty except for new people and people that had changed their profiles.
   One day I received an email from someone that was not visible to me, they would never have been. They had made a mistake on their profile and had it set to look for Dominant Females and not Dominant Males. They were also so beautiful I would have sworn they were trying to scam me for money because women of her caliber do not approach men like me without wanting something and most of her caliber have always tried to scam me so I immediately even told her I suspected that is what she was trying to do and she would have to prove to me otherwise or I would not continue talking to her.
  She did just that... within less than 24 hours we were on the phone talking and we have been talking a minimum of 4 hours a day everyday since. (except for a short time that she was in the hospital and even then we talked as much as we could). There have been days we have talked for 12 hours.
  So my match made in heaven was her.. for she fit the description that I had written almost perfectly, only race and hair color are different. Everything else is almost an exact match. It was like I predicted her... and she found me... she sought me... and she has done everything she can to be the perfect one for me...
  I am not mentioning her profile name yet for I have not yet met her in person, and for some reason I want to do that first. I am visiting my parents next month, and I pass through her town on the way to see my parents, I am planning to get off the bus there and will be there for several days with her. Then go on.... and on the way back will stop again if things go well on the first visit. There are also plans to pick her up and take her to see my parents since she is not far from my parents... So... This is my perfect match, my babygirl, my dream... and if all goes well, perhaps someday she will be in my life permanently and forevermore.




LotusSong -> RE: Matches made in heaven/hell !! (3/28/2007 8:05:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

heaven = darius and a potato
 
a good line like that one
*sighs*
best i can do - crap i know


Darius and a Bodhran  (not hellish but could be a bit scary)




Darias -> RE: Matches made in heaven/hell !! (3/28/2007 8:09:11 PM)

Lotus and her less evil twin 




missturbation -> RE: Matched Made In Heaven (3/29/2007 5:39:21 AM)

Thats sweet robert.
Who would be your match made in hell though?




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Matched Made In Heaven (3/29/2007 5:48:25 AM)

       my late Master was my soul- mate...he was so many things to me..He was a teacher, my best friend..even my Daddy...he taught me how to take steps I never thought I could take...He gave me strength when I was weak, gave me hope when it looked like all hope was lost-- he was the other half of my soul. I was once a very shallow person, very materialistic and judged people based on their looks or what they could do for me.....Ron's love changed me. I will never be the same, I know this . Someone once asked me is it truly better to have loved and lost......I have to say it is. I know one day my match made in Heaven will be reunited with me, in Heaven.




AquaticSub -> RE: Matches made in heaven/hell !! (3/29/2007 5:51:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll



Hell: Aquaticsub & Heremseeker




I'm pretty sure something would suffer.... suffer badly...

Aqua SMASH! [:D]




Darias -> RE: Matched Made In Heaven (3/29/2007 5:55:11 AM)

(semi serious post get the heart monitors ) sometimes its hard for those who have never experienced that kind of love to understand that mentality jersey . ive been asked * hang on fine you loved that person more than you have loved anyone else in the world . but you lost her . doesnt that make you wish you hadnt met her , you know so you wouldnt feel the pain your feeling now *

truth be told there were days where i felt just that . and that feeling that wish that id never met her lasted all of about 15 seconds . because today now i have and always will have more amazing memories of my time with her than i had before i met her . i had for want of better words times of true happyness where nothing else really mattered . no matter how chaotic life was with her i felt it was survivable , acceptable even conquerable

im one of these people who for the most part has no regrets in life . i truely believe every mistake every screwup and every choice good or bad brings us to this moment right now . who know s if my life would have ben better or worse if i had gone to a different college or chosen not to travel when i did . i honestly dont care . because the path not taken is behind me . why dwell on choices you could have made . instead i choose to learn from my mistakes cherise my sucess`s and welcome the memmories good and bad of those i have loved

anything ele in my eyes would belittle what i felt for them and they for me




missturbation -> RE: Matched Made In Heaven (3/29/2007 8:29:12 AM)

Hell - misst, a pc and over sized photos [:@]




Darias -> RE: Matched Made In Heaven (3/29/2007 9:29:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Hell - misst, a pc and over sized photos [:@]


Heaven : misst a pc oversized photos ... and a Domly irishman with a nerds degree who will do almost anythin for bbewwbies




RobertCloud -> RE: Matched Made In Heaven (3/29/2007 9:45:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Thats sweet robert.
Who would be your match made in hell though?


Well, there are several that I have met on CM in the past but I don't think they are here anymore... and truth is... right now... it would be anyone other than my babygirl because I really cannot imagine any relationship other than the one with her... okay...
But to be more specific... hmmm... any Dominant female... any Gorean Free Companion or slave.. or anyone that thinks a Master should be cold, harsh and cruel and not express any form of emotion.




MadameDahlia -> RE: HighJacked thread (3/29/2007 1:58:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

what about the monkey in alladin ?




no he was up the jafars ass really - not good - evil evil monkey


Actually the monkey was Aladdin's pet, named Abu: http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/aladdin_jasmine_aboo.html
Jafar had a parrot by the name of Iago: http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/jafar_parrot.html

And now back to your regularly scheduled broadcast. [:D]




missturbation -> RE: HighJacked thread (3/29/2007 2:01:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

quote:

ORIGINAL: Darias

what about the monkey in alladin ?




no he was up the jafars ass really - not good - evil evil monkey


Actually the monkey was Aladdin's pet, named Abu: http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/aladdin_jasmine_aboo.html
Jafar had a parrot by the name of Iago: http://www.cartoondollemporium.com/jafar_parrot.html

And now back to your regularly scheduled broadcast. [:D]


I know but behind the scenes that evil monkey was on the jafars side lol




MadameDahlia -> RE: HighJacked thread (3/29/2007 2:06:53 PM)

*Laughs* The plot thickens...




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