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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:01:07 PM   
Darias


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Status: offline 		ok it being close to easter and all and just incase the spider is into the whole catholic ressurection thing ... ive booked that there flight anyway . so easter sunday ill be hanging around your wheelie bin with a tennis racket and some hairspray just incase he comes back 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:02:43 PM   
Darias


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Status: offline 		Woman just get off the couch ...you still have your trainer .. if he comes and you whack him it should stun him enough for you to take care of the nessicitys and return to couch central

sheeesh girls are such crybabys


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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:02:51 PM   
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ok it being close to easter and all and just incase the spider is into the whole catholic ressurection thing ... ive booked that there flight anyway . so easter sunday ill be hanging around your wheelie bin with a tennis racket and some hairspray just incase he comes back 

Ok there is something terribly wrong here if you would rather hang around my wheelie bin than me lol.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:12:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		* Walks in looks around .... STOMPS the fuck out of the little spider ... picks it up and eats it ... shrugs and dives out the window*
 
            

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:13:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		hey hoving over your wheelie bin waiting for the spider only qualifys as semi stalking 

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:14:03 PM   
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* Walks in looks around .... STOMPS the fuck out of the little spider ... picks it up and eats it ... shrugs and dives out the window*
 
            


my hero

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:15:24 PM   
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hey hoving over your wheelie bin waiting for the spider only qualifys as semi stalking 


Cool i havent been stalked in at least a week.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:16:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		Some years ago my teenage daughter's pet boa constrictor escaped from the cage. The snake was about 3 or 4 feet long, and I am NOT a fan of snakes of any kind. Needless to say, I was not a happy camper about the fact that the snake was lurking somewhere in the house. Each night, I would pull the covers back to check beneath them before getting into bed, and if I got up during the night, I was afraid I would step on her. After several weeks of no sign of her, we decided that she had probably slipped out of the house and was gone.

One morning, I came home from work in the wee hours of the AM, and had to pee really bad, so I went straight to my bathroom, and in the dim early light I did not bother to switch on the bathroom light, just went ahead and sat on the potty. I glimpsed something to my left, and looked, and there was the danged snake, coiled up in my bathtub, staring at me. I went running from the bathroom, pants around my ankles, yelling for my daughter to come and recapture the snake. It was a good thing I was already sitting down to pee when I saw her, or it would have been all over but the cleanup. *L*

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:19:48 PM   
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* Walks in looks around .... STOMPS the fuck out of the little spider ... picks it up and eats it ... shrugs and dives out the window*
 
            


i coulda done that ... was just trying to encourage womans independance and stuff

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:27:15 PM   
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Of course you were.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:43:03 PM   
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:45:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Cool, if that doesnt work i could borrow nyrisas snake

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 2:50:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Or you go to the zoo and ask if you can borrow a Mungo. They kill spiders.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 3:05:20 PM   
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 3:07:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		foamy bathtub cleaner suffocates spiders quite well, before or after a shoe squashing, so you'll never have to doubt if they are dead. then you can either scoop him up in wads of paper towel, or leave him there as a warning to others.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 3:10:50 PM   
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Oooooooooo the vac - good plan. Except that would mean i have to move off the sofa and if it is alive it may run after me, climb up my pant legs and bite my bits
I need to pee too - God why when i need a man is there never one around?


   Walks into the room, sees misst's dilemma...goes between her and the spider. Says "You go pee, sweetheart, when you get back things will be taken care of. Wouldn't want you to get your bits bitten." Watches her as she leaves the room, then steps lightly on the spider...just enough to make sure it's taken care of...not hard enough to mess up the carpet...and kicks it into the fire. End of spider incident. Leaves before misst returns from her mission.

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 3:16:09 PM   
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Oooooooooo the vac - good plan. Except that would mean i have to move off the sofa and if it is alive it may run after me, climb up my pant legs and bite my bits
I need to pee too - God why when i need a man is there never one around?


  Walks into the room, sees misst's dilemma...goes between her and the spider. Says "You go pee, sweetheart, when you get back things will be taken care of. Wouldn't want you to get your bits bitten." Watches her as she leaves the room, then steps lightly on the spider...just enough to make sure it's taken care of...not hard enough to mess up the carpet...and kicks it into the fire. End of spider incident. Leaves before misst returns from her mission.


Hey i never got to thank you *winx*

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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 3:25:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Oooooooooo the vac - good plan. Except that would mean i have to move off the sofa and if it is alive it may run after me, climb up my pant legs and bite my bits
I need to pee too - God why when i need a man is there never one around?


Walks into the room, sees misst's dilemma...goes between her and the spider. Says "You go pee, sweetheart, when you get back things will be taken care of. Wouldn't want you to get your bits bitten." Watches her as she leaves the room, then steps lightly on the spider...just enough to make sure it's taken care of...not hard enough to mess up the carpet...and kicks it into the fire. End of spider incident. Leaves before misst returns from her mission.


Hey i never got to thank you *winx*


   Looks like I was a little late, anyway. Somebody already ate the spider. Wonder what was on the carpet? Another spider, perhaps? If so, all's well that ends well.
   You can thank me later.
 
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 3:27:42 PM   
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RE: It tried to kill me - honest!! - 3/28/2007 3:36:16 PM   
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The rabbit has been running around


   How'd we get from spiders to rabbits? Although I'd rather eat a rabbit than a spider.
 
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