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Be careful when you get a party invite! - 4/12/2005 10:14:08 AM   
Mercnbeth


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Brian had been in the policing business in NYC for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road .....Having a Christmas party Friday night...Thought you might like to come. About 5:00."

"Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years of police work, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. And I can take care of myself if anything happens. I'll be there Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too."

"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us.
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RE: Be careful when you get a party invite! - 4/12/2005 10:23:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
"More'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us.

And it sounded so good for a minute. M

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RE: Be careful when you get a party invite! - 4/12/2005 6:50:54 PM   
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I think yougot the names wrong is his name Brian or Tom ...LOL

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RE: Be careful when you get a party invite! - 4/12/2005 8:55:53 PM   
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I think yougot the names wrong is his name Brian or Tom ...LOL

Dear Lady Desire,

Well, Ma'am, he was clearly called Brian when he was a working cop in NYC. But after retiring and being in near isolation in Alaska without anyone else to talk to for six months, he obviously completely forgot his own name. When Lars shows up with the party invite he had to think quickly on his feet and choose a name so that he would not look like a complete doofus to Lars. But what name to choose ? Taking the phrase, "Tom, Dick or Harry" he applied the "Paper, Stone, Scissors" decision process to it and voilĂ  ... he was now Tom. sissy Hoped that cleared things up for You, Lady Desire.

Respectfrilly Yours,

sissy maid lola

P.S. Pheeww .... You owe sissy one after that, Merc !





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