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RiotGirl -> oh gee i have to share this (4/12/2005 4:03:36 PM)
LMAOOOOooo oh its too funny and i'm about to fall out of my seat laughing. Talking to my Grandmom about how wonderful Master is and she asked is he good in bed? oh geeeeeeeee i said definetly, but we get kinky.. and then i started dropping words at her. Whips, canes, nipple clamps. <grins> Then i asked her if she's ever been spanked.......... oh golly She said Not lately.. then Never sounds painful... LOLOLOLOLOL oh my She has to go eat dinner = ) Dats wht she gets for asking about MY sex life. hehehehehehehe

snmsub -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/12/2005 5:50:07 PM)
you evil evil evil person!! My hero![:D]

sanita -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/12/2005 5:51:26 PM)
*heehee! go Grandmom!*

RiotGirl -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/12/2005 6:04:17 PM)
Hehehehehe my Grandma is cool in that respect - ) She's asked about past guys "sizes" And i prolly know more then i really want to about her non exsistant sex life. Heh Yeah i said abit more. She said it all sounded like it hurt. Which of course i clearly and frequently said it didnt (gots to give out alittle white lie, most dont understand pain) Kept telling her being spanked was SENSUAL.. which it very well could be. That it didnt hurt. She asked how was that and i said, "because Grandmom, its not done out of discipline.." <chuckles> I got an O in return and she needs to eat dinner. Oh boy, maybe its time i told my brother............ Har har hardy har har. <chuckles> Ok, so i just emailed my brother and asked if he wanted to know more. If he was able and willing to go into something "different". If he cared to know, all that. i told him it was a new direction and it makes me happy. As long as something is good for you and it makes you happy, thats all that matters isnt it? Atleast it SHOULD be with those that care and love you.

FuriousAngel -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/12/2005 7:16:06 PM)
That is comedy! I remember my granny once commenting to me : "It's been so long since I've had sex, I forget who ties WHO up now" Thanks for the laugh...and rekindling a fond memory of my own Granny.

velvetvixen -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/12/2005 7:39:59 PM)
My family likes to pretend the stork picked us all up from the cabbage patch. You go Grandma!!!

EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/14/2005 5:34:01 AM)
I find its helpful to remember that one day most of US will be grandparents. :) And I certainly don't plan to stop my fun just becuase I hit the higher decades!

kc692 -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/14/2005 1:32:25 PM)
Hey, just so everybody knows, grandmas can really have fun!!!![:D] My hubby called me at work just a little bit ago, (it's his birthday), and told me he was at home naked waiting for his birthday spanking.....LOLOLOL And for the record,,, have three grandkids, thank you......

SirKenin -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/14/2005 3:05:11 PM)
The only family that I have that knows anything is My parents. They know I am a Dom, but that is about it. That is enough considering how staunchly religious they are. They do not give Me a hard time about that, but I do not want to push My luck.

BobcatsLilMinx -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/14/2005 6:35:34 PM)
laughs that is so cool! My family doesn't really get it.... my little brother just thinks it's fun that he can leash my chokers and make me walk around the neighbourhood on a chain.... He almost throttled me last weekend, little control freak!

brightspot -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/15/2005 3:09:55 AM)
I'm a Grandma of one 1year old. Grandma does not = Unsexy...I'm a very sexy grandma! Hey RiotGirl....How are those kitties? Any new pic's? Hope they are all doing well, would love to see how they have grown...~smile *Brightspot

Mouthy -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/17/2005 10:12:41 PM)
I wasn't there to hear it in person, but I'm told by a cousin that my grama recommended anal sex as a very effective birth control method to a group of the women in my family (who were gathered around a jug of wine in the kitchen late at night after a family gathering). I've got a lotta respect for old women, now that I'm becoming one, and particularly for my dearly departed grandmother (I wish I wised up sooner, when she was actually still alive). But somebody's who's given birth in a barn with no one to help--I mean NO one--I mean in a BARN--in Montana--that's a tough person. This expectation that our culture puts on old women that they are somehow supposed to be naive is just bizarre.

MsMacComb -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/18/2005 12:00:04 AM)
I think being able to be open and honest would be just the coolest thing. For many of us in our younger years and trying to gain an understanding of our unique desires, self loathing can be overwhelming. Coming from a big time conservative religious family, the isolation was enough to make me depressed and have very low self esteem. When I am an old "granny" I intend to make it clear to my grandkids and others (with age appropriate discretion of course) that sex in all its legal and consenting forms can be one of lifes greatest pleasures.

ruffnecksbabygir -> RE: oh gee i have to share this (4/22/2005 11:35:52 AM)
my grandmom, died in 88, was also a trip....she was histerical, was 84 years old and would show everyone she met her boobs, she had given birth 13 times and her boobs were still perky and beautiful! she wore spiked heels right upto the time she passed on....damn, she had more energy than any of us younger ones. my mom is starting to catch on about my kinky side, she straight out asked me, with a concerned look on her face the other day if i was a masochist...i felt like saying, darlin' that's an under statement! lol

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