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Uncle Luigi's Train Trip - 3/29/2007 2:04:47 PM

Mercnbeth

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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Uncle Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, how wasa da trippa ?

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.

The conductore comea by, waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eat indisa disa car. Musta use a dining car.

'So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to a dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'

So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to light a my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'

We go to a smokina car, and I smokea my biga cigar.

Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boom-bada boom-bada. Now the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting ata top of his a voice...'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia

"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."

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RE: Uncle Luigi's Train Trip - 3/29/2007 5:53:26 PM

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We are the girls from Norfolk High! We don't drink and we don't smoke! Norfolk! Norfolk! Norfolk!

*chuckle*

My early childhood was spent close by.

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RE: Uncle Luigi's Train Trip - 3/30/2007 8:12:51 AM

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hee hee...I think next time they should take a honeymoon cruise!

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