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Phoenix2raven -> NOW votes on the gender of god (3/29/2007 2:29:44 PM)
The national organization of women voted on the gender of god this year. They decided that god is a man after all. Cause if god was a woman cum would be chocolate flavored.

darchChylde -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/29/2007 8:40:02 PM)
if God was a man, cum would be chocolate flavored... in your standard heterosexual relationship who generally enjoys fellatio more? i think the reasoning that NOW has come up with is sound, but the conclusion is faulty; if cum were chocolate flavored, women would be lined up to get some straight from the tap

MistressTexas -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 12:15:57 AM)
Ohmygod DarchChylde... I officially adore you!

shynewboy -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 12:23:16 AM)
If God was female the Christian God would be a lesbian (ok, ok, or bi. but lesbian makes it funnier to me), since she got Mary pregnant.

LadyEllen -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 5:40:23 AM)
Look around at the mess the world is in - that could only be a male. And the same male God, realising the mess he and those in his image have made of the world is now bringing women to the fore. Not because he or they believes that women could do the whole job better. But because they expect the women to clear up after them. E

Vendaval -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 8:10:34 AM)
I am going to steal a line from a comic here - Men would have their dicks on their chins! [8D]

darchChylde -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 9:21:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressTexas Ohmygod DarchChylde... I officially adore you! in a deep southern drawl Well darlin', you sure done went ahead and made my day. ________________________________ heard in a African Baptist Church somewhere in the deep south Pastor: "GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... black or white!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... male or female!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... straight or gay!!!" Little boy in the fifth row: "Memaw? Is Michael Jackson God?"

Vendaval -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 9:28:02 AM)
Yikes! [sm=hair.gif] That is just wrong, on so many levels. ROFLMAO!!! [sm=biggrin.gif]

redsky -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 9:34:13 AM)
no comment, but lmao! Chocolate flavour cum...yummy!

WilliamWizer -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 9:58:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde heard in a African Baptist Church somewhere in the deep south Pastor: "GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... black or white!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... male or female!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAWD is not... straight or gay!!!" Little boy in the fifth row: "Memaw? Is Michael Jackson God?" and the mother answers: no. Michael Jackson is the devil. (sorry for the off topic. I couldn't resist)

darchChylde -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:00:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WilliamWizer and the mother answers: no. Michael Jackson is the devil. (sorry for the off topic. I couldn't resist) actually, even further off topic; "Memaw" would actually be the little boy's grandmother

Saratov -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:04:50 AM)
Well of course she would.... who else? [8\|]

darchChylde -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:20:51 AM)
back to the subject: ladies, would anybody like some chocolate?

Vendaval -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:29:18 AM)
Well, that depends now, doesn't it, aye? Will it be dark chocolate? And will you be serving us naked, laddie?

darchChylde -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:32:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Well, that depends now, doesn't it, aye? Will it be dark chocolate? And will you be serving us naked, laddie? i have been known to set a quite impressive spread at a fondue partie, and i'll be dressed as Ma'am dictates

Vendaval -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:33:53 AM)
Where and when? [:D]

darchChylde -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:39:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Where and when? [:D] Septober 12; at the city hall of a town of unquestioned virtue in the United States

Vendaval -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/30/2007 10:41:58 AM)
We might be having a problem finding "unquestioned virtue". I think she left with the 40 year old virgin. [8D] quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval Where and when? [:D] Septober 12; at the city hall of a town of unquestioned virtue in the United States

RubberWitch -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (3/31/2007 2:16:52 PM)
This was boytype's chat up line for years. and when told that the person in question doubted his chocalatey claim, he responded "yes, but by the time you disprove it, I won't care" RW

hobbit9sub4u -> RE: NOW votes on the gender of god (4/1/2007 1:20:06 PM)
cum? chocholate? yuck!(in my opinion) now why would you ruin a perfactly good thing like cum with that stuff?

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