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One Way To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket... - 3/30/2007 1:38:12 PM

Caitriona

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A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."

He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.

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RE: One Way To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket... - 3/30/2007 8:55:01 PM

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OMG... i love that one.. it never ever gets old no matter how many times you hear it.

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