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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 4:44:40 PM

IrishMist

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Geesh, you would think that when you get a couple days off, one would be happy........but dayum it I am soooooooooooo fucking bored............my teenager has the mumps...so she's being pissy ( the poor thing actually lol , but she's still being pissy )

I tried reading, television, cards, games.......everything.............and nothing is working............it's really really bad when you wish that you were working

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 4:46:25 PM

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Welcome to my time here in Nashville. Since Ive moved, my days off dont tent to cordinate with when anyone I know is available to do anything, and even when I do see Angel at night, its after 9. Yeah, when you are glad to go back to work, its sad

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 4:53:31 PM

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LOL I don't think it would be so bad if she could do something to pass the time with me.......but

/slams head down on desk and sighs

Nashville is pretty nice though, alot more going on there than here...I am stuck in the back forty here

nothing but cows and corn

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 4:59:21 PM

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Misst's bored ideas.

1. chew your toe nails.
2. call dial a fuck (every girl has one - don't they?).
3. Ring random strangers or friends (friends are usually more fun) and pretend to be anybody but yourself. My faves are tracy from the dating agency calling to set up a date or helga from sweden who stars in porn films.
4. masturbate for hours.
5. self masochism whilst masturbating.
6. breast massage to see if you can induce lactation.
7. ring local pubs / restaurants and ask if mike hunt is there.

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:08:39 PM

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Being bored is a sign of a lack on imagination.

Aside from missturbation's excelent list:

I like super-gluing a quarter to the pavement in a busy intersection, and watch people risk their lives to pick it up

Locking myself in the bathroom, and practice making silly noises.

Put on a heavy/doom metal CD, turn up the volume and dance

Wander around the backyard. There is always something interesting there... like snails. Snail races are awesome.

Design one of those things where you have a bunch of stuff trigger the next stuff in a row.... you know, like domino's knocking over a spoon, which falls in a glass, that overflows and tips a ballance, that kind of stuff.

Then, I do have dogs. Dog + cheese = endless fun :D

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:18:06 PM

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Ooooo i thought of some more.......

get dressed up, put tunes on and have your own disco.
try on everything in your wardrobe and all your shoes.
masturbate some more
practice new make up styles
post random crap in the forums
post comments in the thread that will cause uproar
ring your second dial a fuck
masturbate again

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:36:42 PM

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Post lists of silly things to do on the 'net.

Photoshop acquaintance's pictures, and post them on the 'net.

Find on of those sites that has millions of jokes...

YouTube.

Try doing something that doesn't involve the 'net.

Like going to a large building or mall and playing with the elevators.

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:38:28 PM

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LMAO Misst

dayum that was pretty good, thank you . I needed the laugh.

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:40:03 PM

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Go to a department store and play with one of your dial a fucks in the changing room and then play in the elevator.

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:44:17 PM

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Get dressed up in snazy clothes, stroll down to the local Bently dealer and have a test drive.

Start making a list of April Fool's gags.... Actually, now I remember I'm supposed to be doing something important. Guy like me can't let April Fool's go by without making... well, something.

quote:

Go to a department store and play with one of your dial a fucks in the changing room and then play in the elevator.

Oooo! I always wanted to do that. Well, not the elevator, because it keeps popping open too often. OK, maybe that's a good thing

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:44:48 PM

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missturbation

love the lists................suspect that if I try any of them ............I will be locked up,.............my {s} will send me to the psyche ward........I'll be thrown off the plane............possibly all at the same time.

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:45:39 PM

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Both are all good

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:47:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dtesmoac

missturbation

love the lists................suspect that if I try any of them ............I will be locked up,.............my {s} will send me to the psyche ward........I'll be thrown off the plane............possibly all at the same time.

Now would i recommend anything i hadnt tried myself and got away with ?

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:57:19 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Both are all good

Speaking from experience?
*envies*

Actually, elevators are really fun. Mostly because you can freak out people who ride on them

Not the best place for mastrubating, though

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 5:58:58 PM

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Yup i like sex in public places - it's my thang lol.

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 6:17:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yup i like sex in public places - it's my thang lol.

there is something hot about being fucked in public isn't there?

/grins

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 6:25:49 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yup i like sex in public places - it's my thang lol.

Well, good for you.

My own experience is limited to the dark recesses of a inter-urban buses. Very good way to pass the time, I daresay

It's even more fun than getting the person next to you afraid of the buss crashing by quoting statistics!

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 6:27:15 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: IrishMist

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Yup i like sex in public places - it's my thang lol.

there is something hot about being fucked in public isn't there?

/grins

There sure is

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 6:31:06 PM

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My favourite for public is to walk a bound helpless girl on a collar and leash, across a field / meadow to a tree and then tie them from the tree and start playing.....................possitively wonderful.

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RE: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BORED - 3/30/2007 6:32:41 PM

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Pick me pick me

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