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RE: Ladies.... - 4/1/2007 1:34:51 PM   
cuddleheart50


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RE: Ladies.... - 4/1/2007 1:49:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

None of these are suitable, let alone perfect!

1) Moses - too elderly and infirm, wont go anywhere without tablets
2) The Devil - like I'd be seen with a guy who's bright red and has horns?
3) The Incredible Hulk - green is no better than red, sorry
4) Spider Man - a guy who crossdresses as an arachnid? are you serious?
5) God - no good sorry, he's never around when you need him
6) Carl Lewis - Carl who?
7) Elton John - best pick so far, 'cept I'm the only queen round here
8) God's son (forget his name, bearded bloke with long hair, last seen hustling pub quizes with the wise men of the East) - no. any guy who thinks a "hot ride" is entering Jerusalem in the midday heat on a donkey isnt for me
9) Garth Brooks - friend of Carl Lewis?
10) The prophet Mohammed - there's half a dozen guys called Mohammed round here, and they all turn a profit - which one?
11) John the Baptist - last impressed by a guy eating bugs when I was six, sorry
12) David and Goliath - one overgrown dumbass and one know it all weedy little geek with a slingshot? Not too tempting
13) Good King Wenceslas - warm feet a definite plus, unbounded charity a definite plus, being Czech the overriding negative though
14) Trotsky - (n)ice pick, but much too nerdy
15) Allah - nah, I heard he doesnt like fatwah chicks
16) Jimmy Connors - good service to be sure, but too noisy what with the racquet wherever he goes
17) King Canute - a civilised, cultured Viking? take out the civilisation and culture and it might be worth looking at
18) Last year's pop idol winner - friend of Garth Brooks?
19) Last year's Kentucky Derby winner - not possible due to mix up at pet food factory
20) Barry Manilow - who nose, might work out, but looks are important you know




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RE: Ladies.... - 4/1/2007 6:52:13 PM   
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RE: Ladies.... - 4/1/2007 7:05:57 PM   
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RE: Ladies.... - 4/1/2007 10:16:12 PM   
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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 8:59:37 AM   
Twicehappy2x


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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent


I did include God and Jesus, didn't one of them die to prove his perfection?....and Allah's in there, too....can 1 billion muslims be wrong?...I dunno, no pleasing some.


God? Somebody who can do anything imaginable and chose to sacrifice his only begotten son, No thanks!
 
Jesus, nice guy but probably has a lot of psychological problems due to child abuse by his omnipotent father, pass.
 
Allah, racist, prejudice against women, instigator of hate crimes? No way!

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 9:04:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

20) Barry Manilow - who nose, might work out, but looks are important you know





simply brilliant, laughed my ass off!

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 11:19:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

No Trolls on the list?

Racist!


No women either!!

Sexist!


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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 12:53:52 PM   
Mikal


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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

A chance for you to consider your perfect D/s partner:
Who would you go for and why?

None of them because I prefer Women. So to you!


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This one would get MY vote - 4/2/2007 1:18:22 PM   
kiyari


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Brit accent ok?

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 1:23:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

No Trolls on the list?

Racist!


No women either!!

Sexist!



And no Bovine......you, you, you..............you fuckin pig...........lol

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 1:32:46 PM   
diz


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Status: offline 		Welllllllll IF i HAVE to choose i guess it would have to be Barry... if he is a disappointment in the pants area i can always resort to sitting on his face......

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 1:50:36 PM   
LaTigresse


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ORIGINAL: xBullx

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

No Trolls on the list?

Racist!


No women either!!

Sexist!



And no Bovine......you, you, you..............you fuckin pig...........lol


Okay, now we are getting into livestock.....your gonna hafta whisper or Mod Eleven will have to spank youuuuuu!

edited to add...........WAIT!!! I wanna see that!


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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 2:28:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		ive always wanted the devil as my bitch.. and i wanna own hell so.. yeah.. out of thoes id pick the devil.. but there are many other better choices out there. orland bloom would be fun to tie up and play with... *evil cackle*

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 2:42:04 PM   
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there is something about the prospect of pure evil that just turns me on

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 3:15:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		What a bunch of horse shit!!!......There are plenty of sick fucking twists out here!!!! How about a little honesty and a few of you subs make your own "run for the roses."





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RE: Ladies.... - 4/2/2007 3:24:03 PM   
IrishMist


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

What a bunch of horse shit!!!......There are plenty of sick fucking twists out here!!!! How about a little honesty and a few of you subs make your own "run for the roses."





LOL I was being honest

Evil, twisted, violent men...thats what turns me on

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RE: Ladies.... - 4/4/2007 11:12:12 AM   
bliss1


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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

good grief, gent, you call them perfect?!?! LMAO

my perfect D/s partner would have the charm of Clark Cable, the sexiness of Denzel Washington, the smile of Errol Flynn, the debonair of Tyrone Powers, the body of Rock Hudson, the southern VA accent of my Daddy and dominant personality of Sir Sean Connery.

wow - what a man!

change Rock to Julian McMahon with that aussie accent -

now i need a towel to sit on



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RE: Ladies.... - 4/4/2007 11:36:05 AM   
StellaByStarlite


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Hm... my fantasy dom. None on the list. Maybe John Gotti?

Al Pacino <purr>
Robert De Niro

I'm sensing a pattern here...

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