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April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 6:44:13 PM

TheHeretic

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We stopped by the landlord's office to pay the rent this afternoon and he got us. I moved the conversation towards some badly needed tree trimming that is his problem and he took it right into a story of an original settler buried under the Joshua tree before the house was ever built. Had the wife going for just a second.

Anybody else get fooled? Any good phony headlines in your local paper?

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 7:57:45 PM

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Not yet but there's still an hour left here.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 8:28:19 PM

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I tend to stay away from civilization on April's fool day (if i can). I'll read the paper tomorrow, probably.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 8:29:12 PM

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check out ebay's home page, funny but harmless.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 8:41:43 PM

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Wouldn't say this got me, but it got me laughing. Check google.com and click on the "free wireless broadband" offer.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 8:52:47 PM

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I did my batrhroom trick already and just got home, havent gotten shit yet and i'm safe at home unless they come in the night and try to do something to my car, so kinda staying up tonight to stand guard.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 9:03:06 PM

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If hubby's gonna get me, he's got 58 minutes to do it. And it better be good.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 9:05:25 PM

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I was born on April Fool's Day.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 9:18:42 PM

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I was at a party the saturday night. At 12:30 the lights come on, the organizer looks freaked out and asks everyone to leave. Saying theres been a technical problem, no refunds etc etc.

Went on for a good 5 minutes

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 9:27:44 PM

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quote:

I was born on April Fool's Day.

Well then, happy birthday!

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 9:40:58 PM

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I love the google offer. I didn't see anything on ebay, they might have gotten rid of whatever it was already.

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 10:14:54 PM

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Twelve years ago, I married a clown on April Fool's Day but had to kick him to the curb.

I had noticed my DVD player had the wrong time, it was an hour more than what the original time was supposed to be. After trying to get it to work by going into the menu, this automatically changed back to the correct time. I also realize this is cable TV, so I think it was Comcast's way of saying April Fool's Day!

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 11:17:20 PM

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Oh.... I got hit good but then I gave as good as I got..

My babygirl called to tell me she was on her way to her best friend's and would be gone for at least three hours.
I then get a call, she said she had some bad news to tell me. I had already known that her best friend was bi, and does have a thing for my baby, but my baby has been faithful. Well she said that her stories of being faithful had been a lie and that they were in love and were on their way to Massachusetts to get married.
They had me going for about five minutes before I realized it was a joke for even if they were really on their way her best friend would have had to get a divorce from her husband first. I was the one that actually said... you got me... thanks for the April Fools..

About an hour later I had my niece call her from Indianapolis and leave a message on her cell phone. I am supposed to be seeing her in about 12 days, and this is on my way to Indianapolis to see my family. So, my niece calls and says that there has been an emergency with my aunt and I need to delay the trip for at least a month. That she has been trying to get a hold of me all day but keeps having to leave messages or the phone is busy and if my babygirl can get a hold of me would she please have me call them so I can get all the news of what is going on.
About 15 minutes later, my babygirl calls and tells me that she had spoken to my niece and I say, well that means that there is a problem with your mother's trip too isn't there... She is just about to break into tears when I say April Fools.

I then told her that I know that mine was cruel, but so was hers, so we were both even and now we can stop this... She said.. well.. until next year.. and laughs... Ut Oh.. I have created a monster here...

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RE: April Fools: Anybody get you? - 4/1/2007 11:57:00 PM

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i didn't get April fooled but i definitely got it.....

Word of advice, NEVER use anything in an April fools gag or practical joke that can be turned on you.
In discussion yesterday i admitted i was going to rubberband the trigger on the kitchen spray nozzle down so when Daddy turned on the water He got sprayed. It was awesome!!! I almost hyperventilated from laughing.

Not sure just yet whether it was really worth the rubber band welts i have on my legs.