Goodmix
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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his
ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke,
a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature!
Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups?! Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a
matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest
of your life!!!" Then POOF!......she was gone.
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
"Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy
willows." Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE
LOVE OF GOD, DON'T Swing !"
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a day on the golf course - 
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