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Voodoo Penis - 4/5/2007 6:34:53 AM   
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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd
buy his wife something to keep her occupied . He went to a sex shop & explained his
situation.

The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her
occupied for so many weeks, except... the Voodoo Penis!"

The husband said "The what"! The man repeated " The Voodoo Penis" and pulled out
what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, "It looks like a
dildo!"

The man then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!" The penis rose out
of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door
shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle.
Then the man said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" and the penis stopped & returned to
the box.

The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife, And after the husband had been
gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box
and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch". The penis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely
incredible.

After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had
enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to
tell her how to turn it off. So she put her clothes on, got in her car and started
for the hospital.

On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve over the road. A
police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license,
and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, the woman said
"I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing
stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me..."

The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, "Yeah
right... Voodoo Penis, my ass...!"

The rest, as they say, is history.
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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/5/2007 7:58:41 AM   
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I have got to remember this one. 

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/5/2007 7:52:10 PM   
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i bet that cop will watch what he says next time... men can be so stupid at times... *shakes head* i love the joke thou.

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/6/2007 7:00:18 AM   
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LOL Great!!!!

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/6/2007 9:11:50 AM   
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LMFAO~~!

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/6/2007 10:36:54 AM   
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That was funny!

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/6/2007 11:11:39 AM   
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Where do you get one of those new-fangled voodoo penises?  

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/6/2007 8:25:19 PM   
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Might check with the SFPD...if anyone would know I'm sure they would....lmao.

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/7/2007 9:07:27 AM   
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LMAO that sends sum very funny imagery to my head. Thanks I'll have to remember that one

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/7/2007 9:10:34 AM   
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ROFLMAO!!! That's awesome!  

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/7/2007 9:17:56 AM   
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sooooooooooo funny

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/7/2007 1:45:54 PM   
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OK, I just HAFTA share that with the folks on some of the vanilla forums I frequent...

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RE: Voodoo Penis - 4/7/2007 4:47:45 PM   
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Am definitely passing this one on!


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