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darchChylde -> My mother was shot ...... (4/6/2007 8:33:31 AM)
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down
the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank
and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the
babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave
the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking
a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained
what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked
into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle
and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and
explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in
tears.
"It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.
You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself
and I shot the dog."
I know your smiling!
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