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Troll poll.


I am a sub addicted to Troll love.
  17% (14)
I admit it, I belong to the Troll.
  9% (8)
I am a collared sub but i secretly belong to the Troll.
  3% (3)
I am a sub being rented from Troll.
  3% (3)
I am a dom/dome and I rent my sub from the Troll.
  2% (2)
I am a dom/dome and would like to rent a sub from Troll.
  2% (2)
My sub payments to Troll are late, hide me.
  2% (2)
Fuck the dumb shit, just slurp me already!
  58% (47)


Total Votes : 81
(last vote on : 6/13/2011 7:42:22 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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TxBlkMistress -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 10:51:01 AM)

I just give the trolls their daily beating and send them out into the world to pester good people and do my bidding  mauahhahahahaha




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 10:54:25 AM)

good idea! a two for one Chicago special, Troll

oh btw that will keep me happy until tomorrow *wink*




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 10:54:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: TxBlkMistress

I just give the trolls their daily beating and send them out into the world to pester good people and do my bidding  mauahhahahahaha


No need to feel threatened babe. It's not about exploring you sub side, it is just hard core primal sex.

Slurp!




mynded -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:05:54 AM)

Turns my head to the side, leans it over, and says...here, right here, and dont turn round looking for the puddle when youre done. *snickers*




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:08:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mynded

Turns my head to the side, leans it over, and says...here, right here, and dont turn round looking for the puddle when youre done. *snickers*


Well since your head is turned I will take the opportunity to slurp much lower.
 
Slurp!




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:11:15 AM)

        I could use my Troll slurp for a late night dessert tonite if you promise not to raise my blood sugar too much[8D]




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:12:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72

       I could use my Troll slurp for a late night dessert tonite if you promise not to raise my blood sugar too much[8D]


Muhahhahahha it is post at your own risk!

Slurp!




LeMis -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:12:53 AM)

hehe...
about time  [;)]




crouchingtigress -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:14:50 AM)

 let me tell you about the amaaaazing powers of troll slurp if i may....(southern accent think* televangelist)

i was just a young girl when my momma was so poor that she had to sell me....

she cried and cried and so did i...

but she went to the troll with me in a basket and laid me at his warty stinky feet....

now i did not know it but that was to be a chaaaaaaaaaanging day in my life...

the troll he raised me up good with all my manners and what not....the troll he taught me bout life....and showed me the way....and when i turned 18 he showed me about how to be a lady...a real lady....which everyone knows is a sexy dirty whore when done properly and in the proper way...the way of the slurp
 
every day i would leave the house covered head to toe in the stuff and do you what??? i was nevah sick a day in my life!

but that is not all, i started to notice that slurp when applied to money makes it multiply a hundred fold (a lil tip for tigress there)

and slurp when applied to a donkey turned him into a fine thouroughbread....

and slurp, this magical slurp, when applied to certain areas of the body could make the walls melt straight to the ground...and the earth shake for miles and milles...

so now Friends ....let me tell you....blessed are they indeed who has been slurped by the tongue of the troll....try to save every drop....scrape it off you if it has gone all crusty and keep it in a jar...

the way of the slurp is more then just saliva from a horney troll...it is the very essence of life, the magical elixir that Ponce de Leon himself searched his dying days on this green earth for....it is the precious....

and i am sure as i am standing here that if you should get lucky enough to get you some of that slurp.....that not only will you live for ever but you will be convulsing in orgasm after orgasm all through eternity....






 
 







PsyVamp -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:15:30 AM)

Hey listen, as long as they're fully housetrained and can sleep in a closet..
muahahahahahaha

Mistress Psy  [sm=evil.gif]




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:19:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

let me tell you about the amaaaazing powers of troll slurp if i may....(southern accent think* televangelist)



And tune next week (that means jump your ass on a plane so you can give an informed opinion) for her sermon on Troll winky!

Slurp!




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:21:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PsyVamp

Hey listen, as long as they're fully housetrained and can sleep in a closet..
muahahahahahaha

Mistress Psy  [sm=evil.gif]


Are we talking about Trolls or Vamps? Because ya know when you are in the middle of an orgasm protocol just seems to go right out the window.

Slurp!




crouchingtigress -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:29:08 AM)

i like getting jumping on planes...but not nearly as much as i like being jumped on planes....but i think what i like best is yachts...yep...getting jumped on yachts....just has a nawtickle feel dont it?? (i think thats how you spell it *grin*)




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:32:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

i like getting jumping on planes...but not nearly as much as i like being jumped on planes....but i think what i like best is yachts...yep...getting jumped on yachts....just has a nawtickle feel dont it?? (i think thats how you spell it *grin*)


Can't help ya with the spelling. The new pic made all the blood rush out of muh head to... well... muh head.

Slurp!




mynded -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:35:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

i like getting jumping on planes...but not nearly as much as i like being jumped on planes....but i think what i like best is yachts...yep...getting jumped on yachts....just has a nawtickle feel dont it?? (i think thats how you spell it *grin*)


oh btw,  i likes your new picture ct...and your sermon was almost...as good as the SLURP.




LaTigresse -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:38:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

I was a little disappointed there wasn't a rent out SlurpyTroll himself category or at least the ability to rent his slurperrific tongue.




That would have been my obvious choice............of course he would have had to pay the rent cuz I am broke..........taxes.[:'(]



LaT you are a very wealthy woman where it matters!

Slurp!


Awww, thank you luv. I am feeling rather drained after the events of the morning. Iowa's taxes SUCK!!!!!




crouchingtigress -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:40:31 AM)

oh troll you are so nawty....

and your pic makes me week in the knees....long ear hair just does it for me....what can i say?...*pant pant*




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:40:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse


Awww, thank you luv. I am feeling rather drained after the events of the morning. Iowa's taxes SUCK!!!!!



That’s it. I am buying an island, declaring it a country, naming it TrollTopia, banning treswank, and inviting the rest of ya!




FukinTroll -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:41:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

oh troll you are so nawty....

and your pic makes me week in the knees....long ear hair just does it for me....what can i say?...*pant pant*


Thanks babe! I just had muh ear hair streaked.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Troll poll. (4/8/2007 11:42:27 AM)

i like yours too...it just makes me want to pull that ribbon and see you unravel.....*grrrin*




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