pinksugarsub
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Purpose of Tests:
To determine specific weaknesses and/or strengths possessed by "Marshmallow Bunnies"
In order to determine said weaknesses and strengths, many Volunteer Bunnies and Control Bunnies risked their lives to take part in several tests. The tests were usually painful, yet not always cruel. They were as follows...
Laser Exposure Endurance
Slow Application of Heat Test
Flame Tolerance Test
The Hottub Test
Electrocution Tolerance
The Coyote Test
Oxygen Deprivation Test
Radiation Tolerance Test
Apparently, the Yellow Bunnies are the more suicidal/brave of the species, with the pink ones a close second. Lavender Bunnies seemed to be content to lie in their natural state (lying side by side attached to their neighbors by the torso and ears) when volunteers were asked to come forward. Regardless of the color of their "skin" however, all Bunnies managed to perform their specified tests to the bitter end.
Marshmallow Bunnies are fairly brave, intelligent creatures (even when it comes to volunteering for dangerous experiments) that survived the tests with varying degrees of success.
Traitor Bunny: This is the Bunny responsible for selling out his/her own kind... it would appear that he/she was supplying the researchers with information regarding Bunny customs and hiding places, which enabled the researchers to "recruit" the "Volunteer" Bunnies. This may explain the slight minority of Lavender Bunnies coming forward and the eventual slight uneasiness around Lavender Bunnies by the Yellows and Pinks... Traitor Bunny may have been a Racist Bunny who warned his "own kind" about the experiments, and what they would entail. Unfortunately, this information died with Traitor Bunny when what was left of the Volunteer Bunnies Bunnies and the Control Bunnies got to him. The researchers tried to intervene, but it was far too late. On the plus side, the remaining bunnies were able to perform the Bunny Death Ritual for Traitor Bunny after they lynched him.
Mini-Bunny-FAQ
Q:Can I suggest a Bunny Survival Test?
A: No!
Q:Do Bunnies bite?
A:Marshmallow Bunnies have no mouths... Much less teeth... This is probably a good thing since nobody would want to chip their teeth while eating Marshmallow Bunnies.
Q:Are there any more Tests???
A:YES! The Bunnies Strike Back!
Q:These Bunny Survival Tests seem needlessly cruel and painful for the Subject Bunnies. Have there been any problems with animal rights activists?
A:Not yet. However this could change, as the email comes pouring in with threats of calling PETA and the ASPCA.
Q:How many people have written death threats or offered the opinion that you are a SICK SICK SICK individual?
A:I am not getting much email about these pages anymore.. just lots and lots and lots of spam since I had an email address readily clickable by bots and web crawlers.
What can I say? This movie makes me laugh like a crazy person hopped up on nitrous oxide: "The Easter Bunny Hates You".
pinksugarsub
< Message edited by pinksugarsub -- 4/7/2007 4:05:40 PM >
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Has anyone checked to see if peeps score better or worse than the bunnies? 
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