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rachelxxx -> illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/7/2007 6:44:24 PM)

Masters slave always has strict instructions when she is is not with Master, that is NO SEX!!! well this bitch broke Masters rule,...... or did she? You be the judge.

This is this slaves email to her Master a few days after the fact.

Master, it's your bitch... it's Your wet bitch in heat, Master, and she has a terrible confession to make and really regrets doing an over nighter with April.......she really hopes Master will understand what happened and forgive her or at least go lightly on her.
What happened was she woke up sooooooo horney this morning, and her friend April was cuddling with her and they were both just soo getting off on how their bodies felt wrapped around each other, feeling each others wet spots on their thighs, their breasts pressed together, the pressure on their sex, ....and then they were kissing and bitch was soooooo incredibly horny and turned on, they both were, and suddenly bitch realized they were having sex and she couldn't stop, and before they knew it bitch had gone down on April, and oh sweet goodness, they both orgasmed almost instantly, but that was just the beggining, for the next four hours bitch and April had the best sex ever, it was so unbelievable Master, that they had sex again after breakfast, and then again right before she left Aprils around noon. bitch doesn’t know what else she could have done, she couldn’t refuse April, or just suddenly stop, now could she? it just would be sooo unfair to April and bitch didn't want to do that to her, and also bitch knew April would not at understand if bitch told her the truth about why she couldn't have sex. so she just gave herself up to the moment only for a second thinking about Master and wondering about telling Him, what would He do and say? That bitch was really really bad and going to be punished or was Master going to hopefully realize it was an accident by bitch....like being in a car and hitting a patch of ice, by the time you hit the brakes, its too late. The cuddling really wasn't THAT sexual, they were just under the covers naked and had cuddled up together in their sleep and then both woke up cuddling and, bang, before they knew it was sexual and too late to stop.....she really is sorry Master...but she knows Master will forgive her as it obviously was not intentional, weel, at least not the first time, and, well, the second time just happened as they were showering together, and the last time as bitch was getting dressed and ready to leave and April was getting dressed to go out, so bitch doesn’t know if that counts as having sex, she means it was all tied in to the first time which was an accident, wasn’t it, Master.
It was ever so good though, oh goodness, bitch and April were such the perfect fit in bed, it was sooo incredibly hot, hot, hot, at one point, bitch rememberd thinking “Oh my sweet goddess, bitch doesn't care what her Master does to her or how how hard He punishes her. she's gone to heaven....isn't that awfull of bitch, she has really, really had to process thinking that with her friend Abbie, for two days now, and about having sex when forbidden, Abbie thought that it wasn’t really sex because it wasn’t planned, premeditated she said, it was more of an accident like spilling milk, still, bitch just feels sooo bad to have broken her Masters primary order of NO SEX, sort of like having an accident in Masters car, and you just think thank the goddess nobody was hurt... but now that she has told Master all about it she does feel oh sooo much better, she knows it was an accident, and, oh well, bitch just has to move on and soo get over it allready, it's all in the past now, crying about it wont change anything, now, will it? ‘specially as bitch is sure Master will forgive her anyway because she had meant to tell Him at the beggining of April a few days after it all happened, she had actually started to write Him about it on the very very last day of March, she remembers, but just couldn’t do it because April came over and they went to bed for two days of the most incredible sex ever, so thats why it’s late reaching Master, but bitch thinks that she has been soo honest and up front about it, that that alone is worth not being punished, and she is sure Master will soo appreciate being told, better late than never, bitch says that He will forgive her readily and they’ll both have a good laugh about it when April next visits in a few days, god I can't wait, I'm soo horny thinking about her. Oh, but anyway Master, after all it wasn't at all intentional, now was it. it’s more comical than anything when You think about how mad Master must be reading this. LOL. Oh, where was she?... bitch has to take a break a minute, April and bitch are rolling around on the floor crying with laughter, thinking about Masters face if He could only see us now, what we are doing to each other....oh yes, oh, yes, oh, oh, ooooh, Pleeeeeeeze .........pleeeeze oh, oh, Master, Master, oh, yes, oh,oh, pleeeeeeze forgive bitch her indescretion, she promises to pay better attention next time and get her mail out in tiime, especially when it is all an Aprils Fool joke that didn't really happen, well, .... the getting wet and being ever so horny did, oh and April did cuddle with her... but thats all, bitch swears. Do hope you liked bitches little April Fools joke, late as it was................. xxx




julietsierra -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/7/2007 7:04:32 PM)

Well, if he had a rule against paragraphs, she was following orders very well. Anything beyond that, I have no clue since this whole thing was difficult to read. Personally, if I'd been the "master," I'd have not bothered to read the e-mail if that's how it'd been written. I'd have punished her for causing undue pain and difficulty just to read whatever it was she was trying to say.

juliet




N4SDChastity -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/7/2007 11:51:46 PM)

^^^+1




rachelxxx -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/7/2007 11:55:20 PM)

juliet, You have such a great sense of humor, Love it! And such an inspiring way with words. Keep it up, I am just soo inspired to write some more, so great to find such positive and cheery subbies on here. I think we definately need more humor on this site. So in that vein, re the reading problem, usually we go line by line from left to right, and I've found that long paragraphs are just as easy to read as short, if you just take it word by word, line by line, the eyes still follow each line left to right the back again, I mean I fave no difficulty with either 5 line paragraphs or 20 line, same old left to right eye movement. It is true that for this kind of stream of consciousness writing one must be pretty loose and open minded and I may add easily entertained. That the slave is a ditz is undeniable, it is possible that is the point, but then also writing is like painting when placed for viewing by the public is open to many interpretations and views, no two people will feel exactly the same about it, some will just grump at it rather humorlessly as if their opinion should be everyone elses, but someone else may connect with it because it has happened to them in some form. Another very wise and humorous little reminder, "if you don't have anything nice to say keep your opinions to yourself." Now THAT IS funny!




Saratov -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 2:56:12 PM)

Well, since 'bitch' has already had soooo much, she doesn't need any from Master for a while now will she? [sm=trident.gif]
she should be satisfied w/ taking care of Masters needs with no regard for her own. [sm=smile.gif]  And if Master should choose to watch her with another female.... He knows now for sure that she has no problem with it. [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=dance.gif]




Rule -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 3:23:17 PM)

I third juliet. Your texts are illegible.




thornhappy -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 6:27:27 PM)

well, you know what they say: once is an accident, twice is coincidence, and thrice is enemy action.

i've hit ice with my truck and it was a hell of a lot more accidental than this whole affair..




mastercreeker -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 7:29:06 PM)

er, this goes in the humor foum, why???




mastercreeker -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 7:31:41 PM)

oops, forum (must a sugar high from the jellybeans





















































oops, forum (bad spelling courtesy of jelly bean sugar high)









rachelxxx -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 10:23:35 PM)

Well ok, not funny for you all, not a bother, I thought it extremely funny, sure it wasn't the easiest piece to read, but I took my time and savored every sentence the author wrote, and totaly found it a lot more humorous than George Bushe's mispokens. (In case you are thinking I plagurized someones writing, the author just wanted it up as she too found it very funny as she wrote it and so had several of our friends who also read it, actually you should try someone reading it to you, with all the opportunities for complete ditziness) I still think it's funny, I got it's humor, and if you don't like it, well, you could just move on and leave it for someone else to possibly appreciate, why stop to say something negative and make those who enjoy this sort of humor wrong or something. What a grim bunch! So boo me offstage! You sissies you, or just lighten up. xxx LOL.




rachelxxx -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 10:39:18 PM)

Oh, I just cant help myself here, it's like being put in front of a group of corporate lawyers or judges, This IS the humor page and I'm determined to bring some humor to the situation using the same format as the story. Theres nothing wrong with it, it is expressive. I mean, look who wrote "this is in the humor page?" .......duh to that author! So for sure none of you should be writing anything in the humor page. What did you all say that was even an attempt at humor, ........NADA! unless you consider humorlessly critisizing a persons attempt at humor, in a forum created for that purpose as funny. So hey, try saying something encouraging, or at least a simple "thanks for the effort but I'm not laughing, but this is funny....." But Noooo, Sooo as my sweet Mama used to say, God rest her Sweet Soul, "Either put up, or shut up!!"

Now I think you all should make me laugh, after being so hopelessly mean spirited and negative, especially you little subbies who think you can critisize a Mistress, make your asses a brighter shade of red! And as for You Masters, if You have a real time slave, then keep a little humor in your thoughts, You'll both benefit, I promise You. Now I want to hear a big laugh from this group before I let you all off the hook. This is supposed to be all about humor. LOL. So come on, do better, and yes this is coming from Santa Cruz!

Mistress La Peppy Rachel

PS, I'm hoping this will only offend those completely devoid of humor and who really need humor the most, and to you I say," Try it, you'll like it, great big belly laughs at even the merest attempt at humor is soo, soo in order, and will do wonders for your health and in acheiving your goals in life. You just can't take anything too, too seriously in this rather short and one time life, it's really really good to be easily and readily laughing with all life has to offer. Makes being alive, sooooo, much better, so try it, laugh all day, laugh your stuffy little heads off, the trashman will pick em in the morning.......just kidding......love you anyway. xxxx




pagansub77 -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 10:49:22 PM)

Well, it was hard to read but a good April fools.

I simply announced on another board I manage that I had gotten married the day before. Funniest part was getting a congratulatory call from a friend who isn't even on the board. I let it sit for a day and  even my daughter called to see if I was kidding.

ps77




rachelxxx -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 11:13:08 PM)

Good one, ps77!
April fools is such a great opportunity to bring humor to our sometimes rather humorless lives, (unless we can really SEE "the funny side of life")





Passion357 -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/8/2007 11:25:00 PM)

I thought it was great, Rachel LOL,
I just assumed the author (bitch) was a babbling doofass and grinned as I read.
When I saw the Aprils Fools...it WAS funny.




favesclava -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/15/2007 9:16:57 AM)

it was very funny.i thought of sending it to Master but i think he would read the first lines only and hang me by my wrists in the basement for a while. hmm maybe i will send it....




LotusSong -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/15/2007 1:32:38 PM)

Tell b*tch not to worry.. as long as a man has a penis and testosterone.. she's in charge :)




LotusSong -> RE: illicit sex by a slave, or is it? You be the judge. (4/15/2007 1:37:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: rachelxxx

Well ok, not funny for you all, not a bother, I thought it extremely funny, sure it wasn't the easiest piece to read, but I took my time and savored every sentence the author wrote, and totaly found it a lot more humorous than George Bushe's mispokens. (In case you are thinking I plagurized someones writing, the author just wanted it up as she too found it very funny as she wrote it and so had several of our friends who also read it, actually you should try someone reading it to you, with all the opportunities for complete ditziness) I still think it's funny, I got it's humor, and if you don't like it, well, you could just move on and leave it for someone else to possibly appreciate, why stop to say something negative and make those who enjoy this sort of humor wrong or something. What a grim bunch! So boo me offstage! You sissies you, or just lighten up. xxx LOL.


FYI: "Brevity is the soul of wit" - Shakespeare    (work on it) 




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