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Gender specific prayers - 4/18/2005 10:42:23 AM

Mercnbeth

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Woman's Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.

Man's Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a boat.
Amen.