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RazorJAK -> Collarme sting-a-long (4/12/2007 2:03:51 AM)
Let's do a sing-a-long ... At the club I semi-frequent, there's a night called "Kinky Kareoke". Take known songs and fudge the lyrics up a bit. I'll start off with "Be My Slave" sung to the tune of "Be our guest". And we all know about ten different "doms" this one can be directed towards. Be My Slave --- Need a slave! Need a slave! Need a sub who will behave Must be keen to learn, well mannered and A lass I can deprave Online chat D/s play Want to know me? That's the way! Then, if you do not appall me I might even let you call me Real life meets? So one hopes I must show you all the ropes Let me tell you the behaviours that I crave And if I list them out I should leave little doubt I need a slave Need a slave Be my slave Anal plugs Bondage (light) Bondage (heavy, day-and-night) Masturbation, penetration The occasional hard bite Being lent Getting laid Chores and serving as a maid Exhibitionism, beating Controlled bathroom use and eating Cattle prods! Anal play Lots of sex, both straight and gay And of course I would require you to shave If that sounds good to you Come on and join the queue To be my slave Be my slave Be my slave Be my slave! Be my slave! And your pathway I will pave I can pay to ease your way Right from the cradle to the grave Full time job? College fees? Work at anything you please Pocket money, per requirement And a fund for your retirement Rent free stay, use of car I can really take you far And all that you have to do is catch the wave It can be really great To have a Dominate So be my slave, be my slave, be my slave Be my slave, be my slave I'm no bounder, cad or knave You can play in perfect safety In your cosy little cave I'll be firm, I'll be kind All your needs I'll keep in mind From emotional to sexual (What do you mean, "intellectual"?) Like a flower you can bloom You'll have lots of growing room Though of course your independence you must waive Now surely such a deal Is bound to have appeal To any slave Be a slave Be my slave! Folks can be derisive To a Dom with no submissive He's not whole without a role he can assume Ah, you say, I have my wife and children? Yes, but they have lost their springlike bloom Journals I've been trolling And communities enrolling In my quest to find the bestest sub around Who could know that folks would be so boorish? Carping, mean and mocking Well, I find that rather shocking! "Need a slave? Need a slave? Sorry, cannot do that, Dave! You're a swine who's out of line Now please don't whine or misbehave" Is that so? They shall see They should not have messed with me! I won't be the one to blink first I shall teach them all to think first! I shall sue Six Apart Till they hand them down a lart They'll be banned without a chance their blogs to save Then I'll resume my search Until I find my virtuoso slave Be my slave Be my slave Please, be my slave!!!

Najakcharmer -> RE: Collarme sting-a-long (4/12/2007 2:07:24 AM)
applauds with delight Me likey! By the way, that's called "filk". Google for the term and you might find much that pleases you, though most of it won't specifically be kinky.

RazorJAK -> RE: Collarme sting-a-long (4/12/2007 10:22:35 AM)
chuckles Oh, trust me sweety, I know filk. One can't go to a single dragon*con without learning what that is. I tickled Tom Smith's funnybone when I told him that I was humming "Crystal Gayle kills Frank Heinlein." when she played here last summer. On one of the old (now defunct) BDSM forums I was a member of, the sigfile I used was a line from Tom Smith's PQR. But I'm glad you like the tweaking. I can't lay claim to the lyrics. They just seemed so fitting.

lilsquaw -> RE: Collarme sting-a-long (4/12/2007 10:39:27 AM)
giggles, that was fabulous.

Najakcharmer -> RE: Collarme sting-a-long (4/12/2007 10:49:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RazorJAK Oh, trust me sweety, I know filk. One can't go to a single dragon*con without learning what that is. I tickled Tom Smith's funnybone when I told him that I was humming "Crystal Gayle kills Frank Heinlein." when she played here last summer. What, not Crystal Gayle on Arrakis? You know, the good old favorite, "Don't it make my brown eyes blue"? LOL See you at DragonCon. :)

RazorJAK -> RE: Collarme sting-a-long (4/12/2007 11:06:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer See you at DragonCon. :) I'll be the 6'2" redhead man with hellboy facial hair, wearing a kilt and thong-eyepatch. I'll be easy to find. Just figure out where the Devil's Panties/In the Puddle booth is and I'll most likely be there. Except for when I'm getting pirates drunk, or playing Hired Goon for the 6'0" redhaired leather amazon who I swear is a reincarnation of Boedicca , or molesting Voltaire and/or Rogue, or ... Y'know, dragon*con pictures are why I could never go into politics. ;-)

Hanable -> RE: Collarme sting-a-long (4/12/2007 6:13:19 PM)
wow... that is a nice version of the song... not child approperate.. but then again this site isnt either.. if i can get a song together ill post it.. i swear i will. H >:)

phoenixinchains -> RE: Collarme sting-a-long (4/15/2007 3:04:22 AM)
lauphing my little welted butt off,,, more please? Phoenix

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