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knowshisplaceCT -> Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 12:27:41 PM)

i wanted to throw this out to see if i could get some ideas from Mistresses.  i am looking for ways to humiliate myself in front of Women due to the fact that i have a very small penis.  the trouble is it's difficult to do in ways that are not going to get me arrested lol.  does anyone have any ideas for me?  thank You all in advance for Your help:)





LadyEllen -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 1:35:16 PM)

Thank you. I havent giggled so much since the first showing of Life Of Brian

Mind you, having made me laugh over all this, I guess you have what you wanted?

E

(yes. I'm evil. I know)




LadyEllen -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 1:54:58 PM)

Knowshisplace - youre not meant to spoil the joke by looking at my profile, dammit! I know you just did!

E




Mysti -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 1:56:28 PM)

So long as the women are consenting to view your goodies.. well i suppse if they laugh thats a step in the right direction. if you were to come up to me and whip it and and i didnt want to see it? theres a good chance youd get the sharp end of my high heel on your scrotum




AquaticSub -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 1:56:52 PM)

You know you really aren't supposed to post the same message in all the forums.


Oh wait... this is you humiliating yourself isn't it? [;)]




StellaByStarlite -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 2:00:59 PM)

Poor guy has an itchy unfulfilled fetish that he's dying to scratch. Hell, I've been there

<points at laffs at the lil' shrimpydoo>

How's that?




knowshisplaceCT -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 2:03:21 PM)

perfect lol:)




MzMia -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 2:24:43 PM)

wank, wank, I just stopped by to wank




nyrisa -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 3:15:14 PM)

(Sung to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini)


he was afraid to come out of the locker
he was as nervous as he could be
he was afraid to come out of the locker
he was afraid that somebody would see
One, two, three, four, tell the people what he wore

[ It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie shriveled little pinky weinie
That he showed for the first time today.
an itsy bitsy teenie weenie shriveled little pinky weinie]
So in the locker he wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

he was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around he wore
he was afraid to come out in the open
And so he sat bundled up on the shore
Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore
[ It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie shriveled little pinky weinie
That he showed for the first time today.
an itsy bitsy teenie weenie shriveled little pinky weinie ]

So in the blanket he wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

Now he is afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what he's gonna do
Now he is afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little pecker's turning blue
Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore
[ It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie shriveled little pinky weinie
That he showed for the first time today.
an itsy bitsy teenie weenie shriveled little pinky weinie ]

So in the water he wanted to stay.
From the locker to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Yes there isn't any more.
Too bad.....there's just not any more.

*******************


((Hope this helps. *grins* ))




Elorin -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 6:59:00 PM)

Do you want the size of your penis to be the object of humiliation, or do you just want to be humiliated?

Go to the lingerie shop. Ask for help picking something out. Tell the salesgirl it's for yourself.
Go to the pharmacy. Ask if they have extra small condoms. Make sure they know the condoms are for you.
Go to the sex shop. Ask for cock extenders. Tell the sales girl "my girlfriend said I wasn't big enough, she couldn't even feel me."

Go anywhere, buy anything, and tell them "my girlfriend says if my cock isn't big enough, at least I can buy her things."

~E




knowshisplaceCT -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 8:15:01 PM)

that is exactly what i was looking for:)  thank you:)




AquaticSub -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 8:42:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Elorin

Go anywhere, buy anything, and tell them "my girlfriend says if my cock isn't big enough, at least I can buy her things."

~E


Maybe I look at these things wrong but... I always wonder about the poor person having to hear that. At sex stores it's one thing of course but... *shrugs* I wouldn't want to hear it if I was working retail at Macy's or whatever. And I know some of my friends who do work retail would be made very uncomfortable by it.




Mysti -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 8:45:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Maybe I look at these things wrong but... I always wonder about the poor person having to hear that. At sex stores it's one thing of course but... *shrugs* I wouldn't want to hear it if I was working retail at Macy's or whatever. And I know some of my friends who do work retail would be made very uncomfortable by it.


I absolutely agree. I refuse to force people into a scene just so my sub can be humiliated. Very little phases me, but I would never force it on an unsuspecting and most likely unwilling participant.




knowshisplaceCT -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 8:51:42 PM)

thanks for Your comments:)  i think You are correct.....a porn shop worker probably wouldn't care....a macy's worker would probably be scared......perhaps i could go to a strip club and pay a stripper to tell the other girls how small i am




Mysti -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 9:01:50 PM)

save the cover charge and pay a hooker to laugh at you. double humiliation. your goodies are getting laughed at, and your out the money




knowshisplaceCT -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 9:05:53 PM)

there is a place near my house....its a lingerie showplace.....ive paid up to $300 to look at a Woman in private wearing lingerie....i've paid extra to have Her go tell the other Girls how small i am.....that is a double humiliation....they all know my smallness and i'm out $300.




MiladyAngelique -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 9:11:50 PM)

If he goes to a lingerie shop he should be fine saying it is for him it will be embarrassing but they may be used to it... but hmmm I agree on the general no go to a normal department store or regular store.

possibly go to the mens dept and try on some pants and ask if the have padded undies as your package looks too small in these... being guys they will laugh at you.




knowshisplaceCT -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/13/2007 9:25:15 PM)

thank You for that wonderful idea:)




iwearpanties -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/14/2007 3:37:27 AM)

as  submissive id like too ask . do most Dommes or Doms make the small penis subs wear panties .i had an old Mistress/ Domme who said i was small at over 6 plus inches and she loved toohave me panties i guess she used the smallness too push the issues .....and ive never had too ask for help at stores ive alwasy dont it my self more embrassing as you look at tag sizes and things




DianeB269 -> RE: Small penis humiliation (4/14/2007 5:49:44 AM)

How small is your penis?


Diane




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