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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/14/2007 1:22:38 PM   
Lorelei115


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Status: offline 		All in all mine was about 60% accurate.. not bad LOL.

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/15/2007 2:24:29 AM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		eck! how horrid. sexuality is based on the relation of the constalation in venus when you were born. this bases it off your sun sign. your sun sign is what you'll show most people, like in a vanillia setting. and we all know that behind closed doors we can be very different,,, that's where venus comes into play. i'm an aries as a sun and moon, but my venus sign is pisces. i couldn't dom my way out of a paper bag... i could try, the bag would lauph.         if you're truely interested, try googling for a free natal chart...              Phoenix

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/15/2007 8:27:10 AM   
ryssa


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Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of ultr-extreme raunchy talk

Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close second.Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for.They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex.

FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to.

BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new ideas

GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the intellect, then satisfaction is not possiblefor her. She may sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car….

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps, then you know you're doing something right.then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!

lol...must be refering to my evil twin

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/15/2007 1:23:00 PM   
MasterNangel


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Status: offline 		Mine was pretty much dead on (Libra), even M said so.  His was totally off, but that's okay, I know exactly what makes him howl.

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/15/2007 1:26:41 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Mine is WAY way off
Im a Aquarius

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/15/2007 5:35:06 PM   
xhoneyx


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Status: offline 		SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't piss her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get you back, and it's a game
of one-upmanship you will never win.
 
hehe..i think that this is pretty accurate..anyone who knows me will say that i am the most innocent and naive looking person..i am the perfect elementary teacher type..

hehe..but i know that sexually..i am a totally different creature..

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/15/2007 5:49:38 PM   
FukinTroll


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Status: offline 		GEMINI
 
May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God, FukinTroll, in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of ultr-extreme raunchy talk

Talking about sex is Gemini's favorite hobby and doing it comes a close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for. They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway, serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex.

FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to.

BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new ideas

GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps, then you know you're doing something right. Then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one working!

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/16/2007 2:32:05 PM   
softness


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Status: offline 		would like to draw attention to the following points in particular ... worryingly accurate!
 
LIBRA
September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus - The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality

Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac.

FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!

BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!
Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom.
 
 
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. 



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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/16/2007 2:52:28 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed (no way do i feel guilty) because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!(no way)Cancers become sexually excited when they fe! el secure.(i must feel secure a LOT then) They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!(true )

FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed! (no i like standing up)

BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab! (nope whips and chains i prefer)

CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a Cancer woman? (prefer it rough with dirty talk)

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going.Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her.It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time! (i must be male)
 
Not very close to me at all.


yeah what she said... I am cancer too

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RE: Hornyscopes - 4/16/2007 3:00:17 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		Wow.  That's pretty scary.  I'm a Gemini and it's dead-on.  I love talking about sex, or talking dirty during it, just as much as the real thing.  I love adventurous places and positions.  Honestly, the whole thing describes me to a T.

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