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losttreasure -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:04:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: spanklette Yes, there is...but it involves money orders and someone from Nigeria. Damn.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:07:42 PM)
OK THIS IS IMPORTANT. I don't know if any of you know this, but coffee enemas are believed by many to be therapeutic in cleansing the body of toxins. One of the most common uses (recommended by alternative medicine types) is to treat cancer. So I knew this...but what I didn't know was there is a BRAND of coffee sold for coffee enema therapy. Yes. I said it here first. Coffee DESIGNED to go up your wazzoo! My mind is boggled. Think of how this reshapes the entire coffee advertising industry. Think of the icons of all of our youthful coffee experiences... Remember Mrs. Olson? The older Swedish lady who counselled buying Folgers to those sobbing young housewives who's husbands never asked for a second cup? WELL... "Dear, you should use Dr. Vilson's coffee. Your husband vill vant another cup shoved up his bum efery morning!" Need I mention that throbbingly sexy British couple that met in those "Taster's Choice" instant ads? WE now know what was in their cups...and where it was going when they signed off. and... "My name is Juan Valdez. Every morning I pick the goddamn coffee beans so the crazy Americans can shove them up their fat Imperialist asses. Today I am "accidentally" picking some of the habanero peppers, si?" I don't think I can ever again walk by a Starbucks without giggling. -E I was extremely happy with the results of the very first tests. People were reporting huge differences between my Therapy Blend and whatever coffee they had been using previously. "Easier to retain", "more effective at pain reduction" and "less harsh" were comments I heard time and again. -- Dr. S.A. Wilson, on developing his "therapy blend" of anal coffee. I'm NOT making this stuff up, you know.

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:08:17 PM)
We did the whole mooooooooooooooooooooom he's not , not touching me, moooooooooooooooooooom his arm is on my side of the car, cause as kids we had a murcury with an armrest right in the middle. quote: ORIGINAL: MySweetSubmssive This is so like being 7 years old in the back seat of the car on long car rides and agitating my brother into saying "Don't look at me!" MSS

spanklette -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:10:40 PM)
That's it...I'm off to another less disturbing thread. You just can't spring that on somebody like that...my goodness.[:D]

losttreasure -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:13:08 PM)
lol... I knew there was a reason I don't like coffee.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:15:50 PM)
DarkChylde, sweetheart...you aren't gay...apparently, having been "viewed" by a gay person...I am! And my profile is under "Emperor" I don't know why, but the 1956 was omitted on the other side. But I do love being the center of attention of so many posts. And I've changed my sig. Could there be a better summary of the human condition than what appears below? I think not. E.

curvyslavegirl -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:18:55 PM)
Yey Mod11 checked me out. Now I feel like a big girl. Might I add that I'm glad this thread is in "other random stupidity". It fits perfectly!

MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:21:23 PM)
Exactly! Coffee, my ass! When my husband was diagnosed with cancer, I found info on coffee enemas. I read it over and then went to present the info to him. I said, "Honey, the good news is is that you can still enjoy your coffee. The bad news is that your going to have to take it rectally." (I know this sounds harsh, but we got a giggle out of it at the time. No cancer patients were harmed in the telling of this joke.) MSS

darchChylde -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:23:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 DarkChylde, sweetheart...you aren't gay...apparently, having been "viewed" by a gay person...I am! And my profile is under "Emperor" I don't know why, but the 1956 was omitted on the other side. But I do love being the center of attention of so many posts. And I've changed my sig. Could there be a better summary of the human condition than what appears below? I think not. E. "Easier to retain"? "more effective at pain reduction"? "less harsh"? sounds like what a guy might say to a woman who has had a bad experience with anal sex, and wants her to try again

BBBTBW -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:25:11 PM)
Your name is not gender specific, One does not know your sexual preference until they view your profile. You are up in arms about absolutely nothing. All she did was view your profile....my goodness calm down. You have nothing to worry about unless you are guilty of something. Has she only viewed it once? Is she continually viewing it? Is she harrassing you? What is the problem? Are you going to lose your cool if I view your profile, I am straight but seek a female slave for non-sexual service.

thekajiracat -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:30:22 PM)
ive been watching this thread for an hour. im walking away now, but im confused. (again.) if im bisexual submissive (i am, but this is hypothetical) and a transmale switch looks at me...have i gone all the way gay? am i a switch now too? i just dont get it. why does it matter who or what someone is when they look at your profile? all publicity is still publicity. someone paid you attention for their own reasons. wheres the harm? now...along to other things ive learned in the past hour...i love dancing bananas. they just make me smile no matter what. i love coffee. down my throat. i never thought id look at my mate and say "Baby, coffee enemas are a hard limit for me." whoever likes it please dont go all minnetar on me causing 7 pages of whining n stuff. i just dont think its for me. to the slurping....slurp on ya'll...it lightened up a bit when the slurping started. its been interesting. ive never spent more than a few minutes on the boards here, or on the site in general, apparently called "the other side." ya'll are some real charachters...ill just keep my visitor nametag on my lapel for a lil while..til someones paranoia flares at me for viewing their profile or something. keep chatting...have a lovely night ya'll!!

gooddogbenji -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:32:24 PM)
I have various racist slurs in my profile that should get moderated, if anyone's curious. Yours, benji

spanklette -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:34:49 PM)
You viewed my profile!!! I checked...and I'm telling!!!! But, here's a dancing banana first! [sm=banana.gif] Okay, now I'm really leaving this thread alone.[8D]

darchChylde -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:36:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I have various racist slurs in my profile that should get moderated, if anyone's curious. Yours, benji dammit, now look what you've done, minnetar... now you've got gooddogbenji's attention, i'd run now

thekajiracat -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:37:14 PM)
darn, now my plot to stalk you via the "who's viewing me feature" has been foiled. [sm=banana.gif]thank you for the banana.

unsung -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:42:57 PM)
Okay minnetar if you are so concerned that 'Discipliner' was outcast by the moderator; and I mean so concerned about it, why have you turned all the attention on to yourself? Are you really that concerned, or just seeking an opportunistic moment to shine in attention by being so beligerent at this so called 'offense' of being viewed by one of the moderators? This all seems like a drama saga from a spin doctor, have fun!

spanklette -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:43:10 PM)
Alas...wouldn't have worked anyway...I rarely check the thing. lol You'll just have to stalk me the old fashioned way...with dancing bananas and other scary emoticons.[sm=banana.gif]

thekajiracat -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:49:09 PM)
if i view my own full profile who will tell on me? ::nods:: ill stick to that im thinkin...i hope i dont catch..um, me. the whos viewing feature has been kinda odd for me...i wonder sometimes if the people viewing me went past the pics and read what my interests are...i doubt it...thats where the stranger emails come from. but as i said...publicity is what it is i suppose. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]im most alarmed by this emoticon.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:49:50 PM)
quote: spanklette: Alas...wouldn't have worked anyway...I rarely check the thing. lol You'll just have to stalk me the old fashioned way...with dancing bananas and other scary emoticons.[sm=banana.gif] AHEM. There are OTHER ways to stalk, dear...pay no attention to the man with the big red rubber bag under his arm and the length of plastic tubing. Have I introduced you to Emperor's Special Roast House Blend? E.

darchChylde -> RE: Why is a mod viewing my profile? (4/13/2007 10:51:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: unsung Okay minnetar if you are so concerned that 'Discipliner' was outcast by the moderator; and I mean so concerned about it, why have you turned all the attention on to yourself? Are you really that concerned, or just seeking an opportunistic moment to shine in attention by being so beligerent at this so called 'offense' of being viewed by one of the moderators? This all seems like a drama saga from a spin doctor, have fun! i wonder if it's a just a sly way of boosting her post count, she's had 21 posts in this thread already; sending her from kinky to indecent... i know i've already got 11 posts here... but alas, i'm still only deranged quote: ORIGINAL: spanklette Alas...wouldn't have worked anyway...I rarely check the thing. lol You'll just have to stalk me the old fashioned way...with dancing bananas and other scary emoticons.[sm=banana.gif] AHA!!! I knew you'd not escape so easily WEG

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