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fairerthanshe -> Trolling Song Lyrics (4/15/2007 8:27:18 PM)
Greetings, Hey, have a song running through your head? and then, suddenly, out of nowhere the lyrics get SLURPED!? This thread is dedicated to all you guys and gals with a bit of wit in your heart and some Troll in your soul - so bastardize those lyrics and hit us with your best SLURP! "for what is a Troll what has He got, if not His Tongue then He has Naught to Slurp the sluts He gropes and feels and Slurp the ones He makes to kneel let His post show He wants a blow and Slurped it Troll's way!" well wishes, fairer than she

darchChylde -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/15/2007 8:35:26 PM)
i'm an old school hardcorre geek, and i remember making song parodies for D&D... there's one that fits this topic to a T to the tune of iron man by black sabbath Troll schlong hanging low Into which orifice will it go? As you lie in bed He's not phased if you're dead Nobody wants him They run when he's around And when he's fucking You're pounded into the ground

fairerthanshe -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/15/2007 8:48:59 PM)
Greetings all, "Slurpin Time" Can't Slurp this! Every time you see Him the Troll is just so hype Slurpin all the ho's all day and all night Now why would Troll ever Stop Slurpin this with others pervin profiles so full of sh_t He's Slurped around the world from London to the banks, It's Troll, go Troll, Fukin Troll, yo Troll and the slurps are here to stay! Can't Slurp This! well wishes, fairer than she

fairerthanshe -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/15/2007 9:02:35 PM)
Greetings, "FreeSlurp" "If I slurp you tomorrow will you still remember me, for I must be travellin' on now so many slaves I need to see If I stay here with you kajira things just wouldn't be the same. Cause I am free to slurp now and this Troll you cannot change Hup knows I can't change" well wishes, fairer than she

favesclava -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/16/2007 6:53:47 AM)
whenever , whenever there's an unsupervised slut there's the troll ,there's the slurp whenever forever, the troll will find you sluts dont worry he'll be there to slurp ya till dry cunts cry out (to shakiras whenever)

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/16/2007 7:29:36 AM)
"Slurp It Up" Dont wanna wait til you know me better Lets just be glad for the time together Lifes such a treat and its time you taste it There aint a reason on earth to waste it It aint a crime to be good to yourself Chorus: Slurp it up, Slurp it up, its only right now Slurp it up, Slurp it up, ooh yeah Slurp it up Slurp it up, come on, come on Slurp it up, Slurp it up..[8D]

Musicmystery -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/16/2007 4:30:12 PM)
Trollin', trollin', trollin -- Keep those trolls a rollin' Trollin' trollin' trollin' -- yer hide.... [hmmm....may need work yet....]

KaramelGoddess -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/16/2007 4:36:27 PM)
Oh Goddess... I laughed so hard! Wait until His Imperial Trollness sees this...he will be so touched to have such a following... LOL!! [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] Do you know who you're trolling with? Do you like the mile long tongue he slurps you with? And all his charming wit? Do you know???? -sung to that song by Diana Ross (is it called Do You Know Where You're Going To??) ~Kara

leakylee -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/16/2007 10:36:27 PM)
oh my stars yall, this much pepsi on my monitor just cant be good for it. that was wayyyy to funny.. lee

fairerthanshe -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/16/2007 11:22:15 PM)
Greetings, "Slurp City" Slurp city, here we cum! He's got a tuchuk wagon just to carry his woody! Slurp city - here we cum gonna lose our cherry and then yell "Goody!" Slurp city - here we cum Troll's in the backseat slurping up them ho's know Troll will get us where we want to go! O yes we're going to Slurp city cuz He's still the one O yes we're going to Slurp city gonna have some fun O yes we're going to Slurp city cuz He's still the one O yes we're going to Slurp city gonna have some fun Two Slurps for every slut... well wishes, fairer than she

ana85 -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/16/2007 11:24:11 PM)
Ooh that SLURP's so scandalous And ya know alot of subbies want all of it See ya flickin' that tongue like who's da ish With a look in your eye so devilish (to Thong song, had to do it haha, been stuck in my head thanks to work)

LadyEllen -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/17/2007 5:40:54 AM)
I always fancied a crack at David Bowie's Space Oddity Kneeling sub to Lady Domme Yield control to Lady Domme Cuffs and collar and a breathplay helmet on Yield control to Lady Domme Commencing torment, e-rec-tion Check CB in place, now suffer for her love This is kneeling sub to Lady Domme You've really made the grade And I'd like to know how you can get me there Now its time to take things further if you dare This is Lady Domme to kneeling sub I'm tightening the bonds As youre floating in a most peculiar way And you look at me so different today and so on.... E

Musicmystery -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/17/2007 7:13:01 PM)
I've been trollin' all night, my hand's wet on the mouse.......

HutchGarahl -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/17/2007 7:24:01 PM)
Ya'll is nuts. :P I love it.

ryssa -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/17/2007 7:52:17 PM)
Troll is a sexy thing And he makes the sluts all sing bound by wild desire he sets their loins on fire they all moan and he sets their loins on fire he goes down down down and their screams get higher and it burns burns burns, that tongue of fire....that tongue of fire the taste of pussy's sweet to the Troll it can't be beat they all fall for him like a child ohhhh and his slurps went wild

Mikal -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/17/2007 8:40:07 PM)
Here's one from Riders On the Storm: Slurpin’ all the Ho’s Slurpin’ all the Ho’s Into his house we go Into his world, we know Like angels without souls On our knees we go Slurpin’ all the Ho’s Theres a Troll out in the night His slurps make orgasms take flight Take a long hot soak In a Troll drool moat If ya give this Troll a ride Sweet innocence will die Slurper on the road, yeah Girl ya gotta love your man Girl ya gotta love your man Or Troll will see you damned Slurpin’ you where you stand The sex on you depends Troll Slurps will never end Gotta love your man, yeah Wow! Slurpin’ all the Ho’s Slurpin’ all the Ho’s Into his house we go Into his world, we know... edited for spacing issues

Musicmystery -> RE: Trolling Song Lyrics (4/21/2007 9:12:53 PM)
Word goin' round Small Texas town 'bout a Troll outside La Grange Just let me know If you wanna go to get slurped (ya'll are in range) ...you know what I'm talkin' 'bout---

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