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A farmer goes down to the co-op lamenting that his chickens weren't happy because his rooster just wasn't up to the task. The salesman showed him many standard breeds but none seemed to please the farmer. He wanted the best, most sexy rooster the co-op had in stock. The salesman said; "Well we have just received a bird imported from Italy, we call him 'Tony'. Italian roosters are extremely sexual and Tony is supposed to be the most virile bird they had. He cost us a lot of money and we don't know what will happen when he's set loose on our American birds, but if you want him will let you buy him for the same amount we paid and you can let us know how he works out. Well, Tony the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides to buy him. The farmer takes Tony home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk. I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Tony seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house and Tony took off like a shot. WHAM!- Tony nails every hen in the hen house- three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Tony is in there. Later, the farmer sees Tony after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Tony out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Tony on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard. Vultures are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Tony, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Tony opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says, "Shhhh, Aspetta un attoimo! They are a getting closer".
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