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If you must wear them... make sure they are clean.... - 4/18/2007 5:32:34 PM

TotalDevotion2U

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Always wear clean underwear in public,
especially when working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
only to have their car break down in the parking
lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
returned later to see a small group of people near
the car.

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male
legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the
man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place. On regaining
her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly
by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three
stitches in his forehead

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RE: If you must wear them... make sure they are clean.... - 4/18/2007 6:04:52 PM

SlavesKeeper

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ZNow that had me laghing in stitches! thanks

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RE: If you must wear them... make sure they are clean.... - 4/20/2007 5:45:09 PM

Bella1

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thats a good one.

*Bella1*

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RE: If you must wear them... make sure they are clean.... - 4/20/2007 7:40:38 PM

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That was great!

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RE: If you must wear them... make sure they are clean.... - 4/20/2007 10:25:37 PM

Hanable

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i love that joke.. it never gets old... poor mechanic.

H >:)

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