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MistressEnya -> u r a redneck if.... (4/18/2007 8:28:16 PM)
your dog and your wallet are both on chains. you have a very special baseball cap just for special occasions. you go to a tupperware party for a haircut. The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". you've lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle. if you have ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass. Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people. you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer cn in the car. your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and six-pack...........

Marc2b -> RE: u r a redneck if.... (4/19/2007 1:58:53 PM)
If your grandmother doesn't take the Marlboro out of her mouth while she's chewing off the state trooper who just pulled her over... quote: The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road". Oh, oh. Looks like my mama is a redneck.

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