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Breast Enlargement - 4/20/2007 6:10:42 PM

AquarianMale53

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Fresh from her shower, a lady stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds" Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

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RE: Breast Enlargement - 4/20/2007 9:03:50 PM

Hanable

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y r men so stupid at times.. all he had to say was yes he was sure and leave it at that but no.. he had to be a smart ass.. i hope hes in pain. stupid stupid man.

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