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Never Lie To Females - 4/22/2007 11:38:20 AM

TotalDevotion2U

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There was a naked man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

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RE: Never Lie To Females - 4/23/2007 9:52:58 AM

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omg way to funny.

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RE: Never Lie To Females - 4/23/2007 3:44:07 PM

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Change the LG to, oh, say, a naive 20 year old blonde, (or other hair color of your choice). amd it is funny as heck. Otherwise it kind of hits my ........ick......factor.

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RE: Never Lie To Females - 4/23/2007 3:56:36 PM

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Point taken... the goal is a zero "ick" factor and see how the LG character can influence that... replace LG with "naive female"....

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RE: Never Lie To Females - 4/23/2007 4:02:31 PM

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Thanks for understanding. **smothers you with hugs** Now, on to more comedy to enliven the dark lives of the downtrodden! **raises cardboard sword and charges**

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