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GreyStorm -> I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (4/28/2005 9:22:37 PM)

In having a discussion at work tonight, yes we were bored again, one of the females there said she likes to wrap a fruit rollup around a guys penis and suck until it is gone. Gawd I love this country.



MadameDahlia -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (4/28/2005 11:27:38 PM)

I just hope that she doesn't have him screw her after. All the residual sugar would cause one hell of a yeast infection.



proudsub -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (4/29/2005 1:01:12 AM)

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one of the females there said she likes to wrap a fruit rollup around a guys penis and suck until it is gone. Gawd I love this country.


Sounds yummy but too much sugar for my diet.



FangsNfeet -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (4/29/2005 6:14:59 PM)

I think they come in Sugar Free or made with splenda.

but hey Grey Storm, at least you had a vision with food that you can enjoy. My last one was with rice pudding where the women fantisized about have one eat it, vommit it on her, and have it used as lubricant. That's just not my thing.



liltxsubby -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (4/29/2005 6:49:36 PM)

Can you please not ever repeat that visual again? [:'(]

And to think I was going to try the whole fruit roll-up thing



FangsNfeet -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (4/29/2005 7:26:05 PM)

you where [&o] only 8 more days to go. I think I can make it and I'll pick up some role ups at wall mart [:D]



EmeraldSlave2 -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (4/29/2005 10:47:24 PM)

I'm thinking theres a greater risk if she has sex with the guy without using a condom, not the yeast infection issue, but that's just me.

I'm not big into food myself and it is one of the things I'm paranoid about and find SO many males are clueless when it comes to the female balance in the vagina.

My Boston partner once tried to use my vanilla scented lotion as a lubricant, I almost killed him over that. Not only does oil break down condoms very quickly, but I don't want scented sweetened stuff like that up my pussy!



liltxsubby -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (5/1/2005 8:41:37 AM)

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I'll pick up some role ups at wall mart


Why whould you do that? Are you having a craving for them?[;)]



MrThorns -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (5/3/2005 6:15:19 PM)

Aren't edible undies fabricated from the same miraculous material as fruit roll-ups?

~Thorns



MzRoze -> RE: I'll never look at fruit rollups the same way again (5/3/2005 8:30:09 PM)

What a cool idea!!

Don't know if it would work with my sub....I'd probably have to use "Fruit by the Foot"

[:@]

MzRoze



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