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Hippiekinkster -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 1:46:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KWench

i have a favor to ask all the Mistresses,

i here is a very handsome gentleman who poses a question he's a bit sensitive about:

"I just have a question: Ok, I am starting to come to the realization that I am very "petite", as in my dick is small. I have had 3 past lovers comment on how small it is and wonder how many didn't comment and just thought it. So what is small?"


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http://www.collarme.com/Attachments/40101309569A69043515162p1.jpg



The fellow in question is five foot six, with a 5" erection and he's concerned about his girth, not length.
Ladies, please judge for yourselves, and give him some words of wisdom.
What does it matter what anyone else thinks? Maybe it is smaller, compared to some others. So what? There are quite a few women who cannot deal with larger than average. There are women who like to play with a flaccid penis (which, at my age, is a bloody blessing, let me tell you). There are women who don't care. Don't worry about it. Just be yourself.  Love the one you're with. If you are both satisfied at the end of the day (so to speak), that is all that matters.

If a chick makes an issue out of it, tell her her tits are grotesque.




KWench -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 2:04:09 AM)

his girth is "like one inch, can easily fit through a toilet paper roll, it's like a hot dog"






MadameCris -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 2:09:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dreamerdreaming

Well, what is his girth????

After viewing the pic (thank you...) .... *panting sounds*....

his uh... girth.... what was I saying?

Oh yeah... whatever his circumference around is, (and yes, this matters WAY more than length to me... a boy can be too long but can never be too thick around) he appears to be well set... But really, to make a proper appraisal, I'd hafta try him on for size.... Can he come over and play?  *evil grin*....


I vote for girth too. a slender long penis is not as pleasureable as a shorter fat boy.




MadameCris -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 2:11:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KWench

his girth is "like one inch, can easily fit through a toilet paper roll, it's like a hot dog"




Hotdog?
they make buns for those, called penis extenders to put over the male member and make it longer and fatter...check any sex toy store for penis extentions.




dreamerdreaming -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 2:22:20 AM)

Girth is circumference, not diameter. At the risk of belaboring the point, please have this lovely boy measure exactly how big around his penis is, when fully erect. The circumference. This is the useful information I seek, to make an informed opinion. Thank you!

*looks at pic again...*

Uh huh...  Oh, yeah...





lusciouslips19 -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 2:41:06 AM)

It aint the meat.its the motion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1h_b6q08HA




Goddess2002 -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 3:28:45 AM)

I hate to sound so noncommittal but it really is relative...women's vaginas are built differently so what works for one may not work for another. Personally, I favor a thick penis between 5-7 inches...in college I had sex with a guy whose penis was the size of my forearm...I was sore for 2 days and wouldn't have sex with him again. Conversely, I dated a guy who was about 3 inches erect, and, well....I needed to feel something! All I could hear was the echo in my vagina....not much fun![:@]




BabyDollVanIsle -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 3:30:54 AM)

succinctly put, luciouslips.

it's the man that is sexy, not his penis.




GoddessTeaze -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 3:32:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Albina

Hello sisters
What will you consider a satisfied length of penis?
My current sub has 5 inches penis and I think it is not large enough although it is thick.
I am often teasing him about his penis length but he is complaining. he believes his penis is on the average length.
What are your opinion about it? Am I wrong?
In your experience what is the average penis length? I think 6 inches in my experience. (I admit my experience is limitted as I am rather les)
Kisses!

A very nice clit
that's all I could say about it !

A real dick is 7 inch or bigger.

So he better get used to having a clit.
[sm=evil.gif]

Have fun Sis.

GoddezzT`




MadameCris -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 3:40:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Goddess2002

I hate to sound so noncommittal but it really is relative...women's vaginas are built differently so what works for one may not work for another. Personally, I favor a thick penis between 5-7 inches...in college I had sex with a guy whose penis was the size of my forearm...I was sore for 2 days and wouldn't have sex with him again. Conversely, I dated a guy who was about 3 inches erect, and, well....I needed to feel something! All I could hear was the echo in my vagina....not much fun![:@]

Laughing my ass off over the "echo in my vagina".
I personally prefered smaller cocks when i was younger. Now that i've had children, i like a thicker cock, however a smaller cock would be ideal for anal pentration. I don't want to drive a truck up my ass.




petpete -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 3:56:58 AM)

Psss!!! Hey You on top of me!!! Don't revile my size...... please!!!!!!!!!




MadameCris -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 5:13:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petpete

Psss!!! Hey You on top of me!!! Don't revile my size...... please!!!!!!!!!
 
Mums the word...I'd never tell a sole about your gigantic man tool!!
lol  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m16.gif[/image]
 




MadameCris -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 5:17:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessTeaze

quote:

ORIGINAL: Albina

Hello sisters
What will you consider a satisfied length of penis?
My current sub has 5 inches penis and I think it is not large enough although it is thick.
I am often teasing him about his penis length but he is complaining. he believes his penis is on the average length.
What are your opinion about it? Am I wrong?
In your experience what is the average penis length? I think 6 inches in my experience. (I admit my experience is limitted as I am rather les)
Kisses!

A very nice clit
that's all I could say about it !

A real dick is 7 inch or bigger.

So he better get used to having a clit.
[sm=evil.gif]

Have fun Sis.

GoddezzT`


Oh my goodness Goddess T, i was just thinking the same thing...go figure....i love to call the smaller ones "clits"...great path to humiliation...
and i have to concure that im a fan of the boys with big schlongs....otherwise, thats why there are so many vibrators and dildos for sale.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 5:20:07 AM)

My exhusband was so small, he'd tell me I was the best he ever had, and I didnt even realize I'd been 'had'
Actual length doesnt usually bother me as long as they are talented in other areas, but on average in my experience its about 5.5 inches.

DV




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 5:31:39 AM)

 I have to say I have met chicks whose pussies could take a fucking phone pole and not have it touch anywhere. I could go swimming in that cunt. And they bitch about small dicks. Hahahaha it took almost a minute for sound to come back.

Women don't have any idea, seems like, how fucking huge those holes are. It ain't the size of a guy's dick, it's that gaping cave between their legs. Last chick I had vaginal sex with, it was like walking through Mammoth Caves.




bipolarber -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 7:56:08 AM)

This whole thread (once again dredged up from the bowels of the list to haunt us) is just another example of how media has screwed up human's concept of acceptable body image. Barbies turn girls anorexic, and porn makes guys wonder if they have what it takes to be satisfying... Guys, if you get obsessed about your penis size, you have my sympathy. But, you ARE missing out on a lot of other things that you bring to the table. You have a tounge, you have a pair of hands, a voice, and above all, an erotic imagination. Use them.

If you are in the average range, and you find yourself with a size queen, I suggest you introduce him/her to the 14" that you have between you elbow and the tips of your fingers. Fisting will shut them up pretty damned fast. Almost everyone can be fisted with time, patience and lots of lube. After all, you hand is NOT as large as a baby's head.

Penetration is nice, but it's not the only way to make that pussy purr. Not by a long shot. (pun)




Venatrix -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 8:19:55 AM)

If one enjoys energetic sex, a small penis keeps falling out.  There's nothing more annoying than being on the verge of climax and having it interrupted, so a penis large enough to stay in for a . . . lengthy . . . period of time is essential.  Admittedly, there are lots of ways to satisfy a woman, but I want the full package.  Too many bad puns in one post.  Must go have breakfast.




SteelofUtah -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 12:56:56 PM)

I posted this on another thread I think you all might get a kick out of it too.

This is a Study of Average College Men's Penis Sizes.

http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/answer19.htm

Oddly enough Average is an interesting concept as More actuall people have a Penis size than in less than or more than 6 however Less of then are on one side or the other.

Steel




Aynne -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 1:16:41 PM)

Are you assuming that all women have had children by that comment? Re: the baby's head?  Some of us choose to not breed. 

I agree with the rest of your post just wanted to address that, and porn also makes women wonder if they have what it takes as well.  It has ingrained men to think we are whores on command.


quote:

ORIGINAL: bipolarber

This whole thread (once again dredged up from the bowels of the list to haunt us) is just another example of how media has screwed up human's concept of acceptable body image. Barbies turn girls anorexic, and porn makes guys wonder if they have what it takes to be satisfying... Guys, if you get obsessed about your penis size, you have my sympathy. But, you ARE missing out on a lot of other things that you bring to the table. You have a tounge, you have a pair of hands, a voice, and above all, an erotic imagination. Use them.

If you are in the average range, and you find yourself with a size queen, I suggest you introduce him/her to the 14" that you have between you elbow and the tips of your fingers. Fisting will shut them up pretty damned fast. Almost everyone can be fisted with time, patience and lots of lube. After all, you hand is NOT as large as a baby's head.

Penetration is nice, but it's not the only way to make that pussy purr. Not by a long shot. (pun)




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Penis length (3/22/2008 4:44:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

I have to say I have met chicks whose pussies could take a fucking phone pole and not have it touch anywhere. I could go swimming in that cunt. And they bitch about small dicks. Hahahaha it took almost a minute for sound to come back.

Women don't have any idea, seems like, how fucking huge those holes are. It ain't the size of a guy's dick, it's that gaping cave between their legs. Last chick I had vaginal sex with, it was like walking through Mammoth Caves.


With a thread like this you have every right to feel objectified. You are right. Women come in caverous sizes too. I myself like a penis on the smaller size. Perhaps not as small or thin as my index finger but cetainly one that can fit through a toilet paperroll is fine with me. Men who are on the average size work harder. Also my vagina is not cavernous and is still tight . Maybe due to 1 um and a c-section birth. I was married to a man with a larger penis that had girth also. But he was a crappy lover and didnt know the meaning of creativity, passion or languishing in the longing and luxury. An average to smaller penis is great fro anal sex too. So yes. "It aint the meat it's the Motion"




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