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My First Time Ever.... - 4/26/2007 3:29:18 PM

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My First Time Ever ...

The sky was dark, the moon was high;
All alone, just her and I.

Her hair was so soft; her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft; her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how, but I tried my best;
I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear, my fast beating heart;
But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did it, I felt so much shame;
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's all finished; it's all over now,
My first time ever at milking a cow.

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 4/26/2007 7:08:12 PM

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 4/26/2007 10:27:20 PM

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Thank you so much for posting this....had it long ago, when I was working on various dairy farms. Long story short, it got lost in many moves, though never totally forgotten. I thank you again for giving me back something lost (hurries to make several copies, so my friends will finally believe the poem exists)

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 4/27/2007 1:39:15 PM

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*L* That was funny. Reminds me of my only experience as milk maid. We had a pet miniature goat who had a kid, and the little thing was too weak to nurse at first, so I had to milk the goat and dropper feed the kid. The goat was about as enthused about the operation as I was, and since she was a miniature goat, about the size of a cocker spaniel, that meant a teeny little bucket to get under her, and a hell of a fight to keep her from kicking the bucket over during the process. So my son is holding her head, I am standing straddle her back, bent over, trying to milk her into this tiny bucket as she yelled and kicked. I think the video may be on some Xrated farm comedy site now. Anyway, the baby kid did fine, and I could give up dairy duties finally.

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 4/27/2007 6:12:04 PM

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... wow.... thats not what i expected at all.... wow.

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 4/27/2007 7:18:34 PM

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aaawwww, the kid could have started nursing after a while, just having too much fun watching you.

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 4/29/2007 6:53:14 AM

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the only question i have is why are you milking a cow in th middle of the night

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 5/1/2007 11:32:51 PM

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Well, hobbit, most farms around here milk 3X, or roughly 24/7. This gives the creative among U/us time to think of kinky uses for milker units, stock prods, canes, vet wrap, OB chains, rope halters, scapels and syringes, bag balm, teat dilators, clippers, baler twine, speculums, etc............helps U/us get through the long nights in booney-ville.

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 5/2/2007 7:39:19 AM

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MC: Still have those shoulder length gloves for those "special" times? lmao.

Just one thing about the poem.....where do they raise cows with blue eyes?

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 5/2/2007 9:40:10 AM

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Any place they get 'stump broke'.

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 5/2/2007 11:28:14 AM

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AM: Shore enough do....choice of orange or blue, plus the little green and clear ones (latex or non latex) for the "quickies"....chuckles. Around hereabouts the cow's eyes are either blue orbrown, for variety try sheep...their eyes are green. (Thaaaaaat's alright, thaaaaaat's just my daaaaaaaaaaad)

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RE: My First Time Ever.... - 5/2/2007 11:31:15 AM

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Mr Saratov, Sir, those must be some well trained cows in your neck o' the woods, around here they use hay bales......more portable and the cows eat the evidence......lol

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