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pahunkboy -> U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 6:32:21 AM)
ok- u passed away Thurday- untimely car accident. Saturday is the viewing- Sunday is funeral. Who is talking about you- what are they saying? Be creative;

TheDiva -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 7:02:30 AM)
"That's a shame." "How old was she?" "Who gets the house?" "Wow, I hadn't talked to her in a while, I wish I'd called." "I think she mentioned that she wanted to be cremated." "I heard she wanted to be turned into a diamond." "She was an organ donor right? What did they take?" Actually, I have no idea. But I went to one funeral that I thought was really sad because it was obvious that the family's choices had been severely limited by finances. The entire funeral was outside. There was no interment afterwards, and I'm actually not sure what they did with the body. The [what do you call the funeral program thing? The obituary is what would be printed in the newspaper....] was very short. It didn't list much besides her family, when/where she was born, when she died, and what she did for a living. It made me think that I wanted to make sure that I had a plan (and money set aside) for my on funeral.

Satyr6406 -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 7:07:42 AM)
Most likely, people are saying things along the lines of: "I never liked the guy but, I just couldn't bring myself to completely hate him" Peace and comfort, Michael

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 7:09:01 AM)
the collarme guy (i'm dating) - she was the love of my life sob and mother to our children, etc etc my ex - thank God the bitch is dead! won't have to see her anymore! i wonder i removed that engagement ring off her finger would anyone notice? my UMs - crying too painful to talk right now my mother - what the hell are these (my collars and toys) in her room ...who is this Daddy? (worse case scenario of my life) my father - no comment my brothers - hmmmm ...don't really know however they would want my DVD collection of horror films Daddy - He would be heartbroken over the loss of His daughter my friends/co-workers - who gets her vast CD and valuable vinyl (record) collection?!?! the bands (i've reviewed) - will be playing my fave Floyd song "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" and saying tender words about the Fearless Radio reviewer who put most of them on the map.

cjenny -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 8:04:49 AM)
Hmm I just am hoping someone would find my body in a timely manner... otherwise it is closed coffin time. Ew.

justheather -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 8:14:53 AM)
Well, if the handful of viewings Ive ever attended are any indicator, they'll most likely be saying: "She looks good. So peaceful."

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 8:21:56 AM)
most likely, people would be saying: "michael who?"

Marc2b -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 8:49:34 AM)
"Damn this thing is heavy, I wished he had lost more weight." "Who’s going to take the cat?" "Do you think the rumors about his Internet activities were true?" "Who’s bright idea was it to play Pink Floyd music at a funeral? His! Oh, all right then." Of course, everyone on the CM message boards will be wailing and gnashing their teeth at so great a loss of such a witty, intelligent, compassionate and humble poster.

domiguy -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 8:58:35 AM)
I'm not so much as concerned what people would be saying on Friday.....But come Sunday when I have miraculously arisen...That is when the shit is going to hit the fan!!! It's not to late embrace all that is the Domidong and you too may find redemption in my words and spunk.

LadyEllen -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 9:10:48 AM)
"how much can we get for the car?" E

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 9:13:38 AM)
would i need to be a Cubs fan to find redemption, oh Domidong?

SirDominic -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 9:18:23 AM)
It would be said: He was a saint amongst men, a humanitarian and a scholar, society is the poorer for his loss, how will we go on without him. Wait. We're talking about Dominic? I thought we were talking about Dominici!

Casie -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 9:37:29 AM)
I"m not sure what people would say. My daughter and Husband would probably be too upset to say anything my son would miss the boob milk lol he is much to young to have any other adversion. Everyone else I imagen would be upset. And I have a few close friends that don't keep in touch as much as they should and would probably feel some guilt.

MstrssPassion -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 9:40:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pahunkboy ok- u passed away Thurday- untimely car accident. Saturday is the viewing- Sunday is funeral. Who is talking about you- what are they saying? Be creative; "Hey I thought we were supposed to burn the bitch not plant her.... & where's the band?" Everyone who knows me knows that I would never have this traditional funneral setting. There won't be a viewing, there won't be a burial & I've made it clear that I am an organ donor (if there is anything that can be salvaged) & the rest is to be burnt. If we do anything in a form of a ceremony it would be buy a really cool RC boat, pick my ashes in a papaer bag, put them on the boat & set it on fire & full throttle it across the water. Maybe just maybe hire a band. I'm dead.... don't be sad about me being gone... be happy that I'm off experiencing a whole new adventure.

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 9:41:31 AM)
The would say Kitty who ??

pahunkboy -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 10:33:15 AM)
"he was certainly one of a kind" "what are we going to do with his junk?" "i bet he hiad money in teh walls somewhere" "its too bad about the busload of tourists" "knowing roger- he got a special sale on the enitire coffin accessoories" "he gave me a lecture- that still doesnt make sense" "i wonder if he was over medicated" "he could have tried to be straight" "he paid how much for his house?" "i guess he didnot need his teeth fixed after all" "ibet he will haunt me for a good long time" "sureeeeeeeeeeeee hes dead- it is a prop-he is on a beach in south america" " i wnder what THIS key goes to" "OMG- look at all these mini cassettes!"

FirmhandKY -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 1:23:04 PM)
treasure - devastation. my "ex" - "Damn. Gravy train is over. Damn inconsiderate of him. I wonder when I'll get the fcking insurance money?" kids - "He taught me to be strong. I'll make him proud of me." father - "Welcome home, son." mother - "Damn. Gravy train is over. Damn inconsiderate* of him. I wonder if I can get the fcking insurance money?" friends - "I wonder if he's really* dead this time?" business opponents - "It's all a plot. What's he really up to now?" bureaucrats and politicians I've dealt with - "Thank God! George, be sure to use the wooden stake later tonight, before the sun sets. You all wearing garlic and crosses right now?" sibs - "Damn. Now we gotta work for a living?" politically mentored young adults - "How would he want to use this to further his political ideals?" creditors - "I wonder if he hid any gold or jewels in the coffin! Maybe he has gold filled teeth we can come back tonight and pull out?" Some CM posters - "Coward! Didn't he know that we weren't finished screaming at him yet? Just like him to make up some excuse to run away from an argument. hmmphf!" Mod11 - "Jesus! About time! Now it might quieten down a little bit." [:D] global "warmists" - "Hey, the total carbon emissions for the world just went down 25%! What happened?" The guy that finally takes me out? - hmmm, nothing. He'll be suffering a slow lingering death imposed by my poltergeist before my ashes are sucked up by plants in the spring. [:D] FirmKY

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 1:26:06 PM)
"Boy...I'll bet Sinergy is relieved!"

redsky -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 1:31:53 PM)
the insomniac finally sleeps.

mnottertail -> RE: U died Thursday-what r ppl sayin? (4/27/2007 1:33:52 PM)
Gawd, it seems like only yesterday----- or--- Yanno, he was funny, but by god could he be an asshole----- or---- If they ever write his life story, I want them to leave my chapter out. Ron Ron

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