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The Rodeo Position... - 4/28/2007 2:22:07 PM

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The Rodeo Position

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

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RE: The Rodeo Position... - 4/28/2007 3:15:47 PM

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The Rodeo Position

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

roflmao now that is too funny

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RE: The Rodeo Position... - 4/28/2007 3:25:26 PM

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Weird - I was just discussing this with someone this morning ... and it's not a joke - people actually "get off" on a rodeo fuck ...
Method 1 - say "from back here you look JUST like your sister"
Method 2 - pull out the box, slam it in the ass - DRY, no prep; now tell her it feels like shit ...
Method 3 - use of something like toothpaste, tea tree oil, etc
Method 4 - kidney punch
Method 5 - "There's someone watching us in the closet, with a cam - you're being broadcast online!!"
Method 6 - use yer imagination ... I'm not going to give you ALL the tactics on a silver platter!!

But a "rodeo fuck" is not just a joke, nor it is uncommon ... I'm sure it has something to do with "putting up a good fight." Some guys just like to feel a babe struggling animatedly under them; Some of them of course get off on the "overpower" factor ... Some just enjoy the "show" as it were.
NOT that I've ever run across it of course ... EVER ... *chuckles*
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RE: The Rodeo Position... - 4/28/2007 3:27:41 PM

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P.S. - the only difference between a "rodeo fuck" and an outright rape ... is the feeling, and motivation behind it - watch yer step - But hey have some fun!!
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RE: The Rodeo Position... - 4/28/2007 9:53:08 PM

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u are giving me some really nasty ideas.... but the joke was awesome

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RE: The Rodeo Position... - 4/29/2007 9:57:37 AM

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the classic Rodeo position involves that the lady involve has pig-tails or braids which can be used as reins

i think it allows more chance to hold on without clawing up a perfectly good rack

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RE: The Rodeo Position... - 5/2/2007 1:56:29 PM

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i played that game! holding on to my hair pulling my head back,making me arch my back.

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the classic Rodeo position involves that the lady involve has pig-tails or braids which can be used as reins

i think it allows more chance to hold on without clawing up a perfectly good rack

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