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DarkDreams123 -> I had a dream ... (4/29/2007 2:37:16 AM)
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(My apologies to MLK)
I had a weird dream last night.
I dreamt that I was in this room with a pet, but it wasn’t a veterinarian’s office. There was this woman there as well. We got to talking and one thing led to another and we had sex (remember, this is a dream!)
Then, suddenly she was trying to kill me. I managed to get away from her and hid in another room (I now found that I was in a house with many rooms).
I was trying to think of a way I could escape when it occurred to me that I could call the police (which I did). Once I saw the police cars drive up, I thought that all I would have to do is surrender to them.
Just before putting my plan into action, I decided to take one last look out the window. What did I find? She was one of the police officers! What was I to do now?
I started thinking again and came up with the idea that if I could make my way to the back of the house I could surrender to one of the other officers.
For some reason, I also thought that I should take off all of my clothes and leave them in a pile in the room I was leaving as this would confuse the police long enough for me to carry out my plan (remember, I did say that this was a dream, right? Maybe I should say it was a nightmare!)
So now I am naked and sneaking out the back door and suddenly there she is! Except now she doesn’t have a gun, she has a sword!
I begin to run around the house to get away from her (all of the other police seem to have vanished now). I find that I have an umbrella in my hand. The thought enters my head that I can ambush her with the umbrella and get her before she can get me (by using the element of surprise).
So after running around one corner of the house, I stop and wait for her. Sure enough, she comes running around the corner and I bat her sword away (so that I am not impaled) and stab at her with the umbrella.
Then I woke up.[:)]
OK now, I didn’t tell you this so you can psychoanalyze me. Instead, now that I have told you my weird dream, how about if you tell me yours?
-DarkDreams
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