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AAkasha -> If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 11:19:52 AM)


After reading some of the angst of the female submissives looking for male partners, I started to wonder what a male sub would do if a potential Mistress treated him the same way these Masters treat their potential female subs. For example:

Mistress DEMANDS sexually explicit photo in second email.
Subs would love it! They were just about to send their "cock" photo anyway! A match made in heaven!

Mistress sends pictures of her genitalia right away to impress submissives
Subs SWOON..they have something to worship already!

Mistress gives immediate commands. Down on your knees, slut. Masturbate while you email me!
Subs' jaws drop. WOW! It usually takes three or four emails to beg for a command of any kind!

Mistress orders new submissive to get a web cam to perform sex show.
Subs are in heaven -- want to know which toys they should have handy! YES MA'AM!

Mistress wants to test new subs "submissiveness" by detailing how sub will meet her in at a party and serve any of her friends on command.
Subs fall over dead at keyboard -- must have died and gone to heaven!


Of course, this pertains to the men on both sides who are just looking to "get off" on their new cyber hobby. But if they just want to keep it online anyway, we should have them both just switch genders and email each other -- then everyone is happy.

Akasha




MaitresseEden -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 11:34:58 AM)

ROFLMAO.. Good one AKASHA!




ElektraUkM -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 11:38:36 AM)

Absolutely wonderful observation.

Just goes to highlight that the difference between the sexes is alive and well even within the supposedly alternative world of BDSM.

~ Elektra




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 11:44:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElektraUkM
Absolutely wonderful observation.

Just goes to highlight that the difference between the sexes is alive and well even within the supposedly alternative world of BDSM.
~ Elektra

I agree completely. How astounding for all the avoiding we do of pointing out that we are definitely wired differently when it comes to our sexuality. M




Mercnbeth -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 12:05:32 PM)

Ah, a gender battle.

It just goes to show the difference in the sexes and their goals.

You are correct. But for the most part I give woman credit for more intelligence and doubt that many/any took serious or had a real time encounter with those obvious wannabes. Unfortunately since many men don't have enough blood in their body to get both their brain and penis working simultaneously there are many who respond to the request from a "mistresses":

"Send CASH" (or "tribute").


Or just read a sampling from some of the female "submissives". Here's an actual example:

Beautiful 19 year old seeking GENEROUS dominant male".


Have you ever encountered either of those concepts expressed by a male?

I guess some "vanilla" habits are difficult to give up.

All things considered these "masters" are less harmless. Men are "foreployers", doing, saying, promising, anything in the pursuit of sex. Too often their search ends with them being fucked.




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 12:35:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
All things considered these "masters" are less harmless.

That's probably because you think photos are less damaging than money, and I disagree. Serious women get approached by men who sound perfectly normal, and who've read profiles, and than all of a sudden the conversation moves toward can I have pictures (so I can start jerking off, since we've had good conversation for a couple of days).

quote:

Men are "foreployers", doing, saying, promising, anything in the pursuit of sex. Too often their search ends with them being fucked.

...and the problem is????? It's always been said be careful what you wish for.
LMAO, M




Mercnbeth -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 12:49:51 PM)

quote:

Serious women get approached by men who sound perfectly normal, and who've read profiles, and than all of a sudden the conversation moves toward can I have pictures (so I can start jerking off, since we've had good conversation for a couple of days).


BTF,
What I wouldn't give back in my searching days to have so easy a "tell" for the female posers. The internet and phone are fact finding resources for those seeking real time relationships. Truth about the person is revealed by egregious requests. Having someone "expose" themselves would have been great! You woman have it soooooooo easy! [8D]




MrKite -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 5:46:40 PM)

Fact is always funnier than fiction. :)




kc692 -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/3/2005 7:48:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha


After reading some of the angst of the female submissives looking for male partners, I started to wonder what a male sub would do if a potential Mistress treated him the same way these Masters treat their potential female subs. For example:

Mistress DEMANDS sexually explicit photo in second email.
Subs would love it! They were just about to send their "cock" photo anyway! A match made in heaven!

Mistress sends pictures of her genitalia right away to impress submissives
Subs SWOON..they have something to worship already!

Mistress gives immediate commands. Down on your knees, slut. Masturbate while you email me!
Subs' jaws drop. WOW! It usually takes three or four emails to beg for a command of any kind!

Mistress orders new submissive to get a web cam to perform sex show.
Subs are in heaven -- want to know which toys they should have handy! YES MA'AM!

Mistress wants to test new subs "submissiveness" by detailing how sub will meet her in at a party and serve any of her friends on command.
Subs fall over dead at keyboard -- must have died and gone to heaven!


Of course, this pertains to the men on both sides who are just looking to "get off" on their new cyber hobby. But if they just want to keep it online anyway, we should have them both just switch genders and email each other -- then everyone is happy.

Akasha


It is amazing how accurately and succintly you have managed to state it, Akasha....( it took me a long time to type this, it is hard to type with one hand because the other one is holding your stomach to keep it from hurting you are laughing so hard...)




LadyAngelika -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 5:00:19 AM)

quote:

You woman have it soooooooo easy!


Hmmm... yes and no. I think we have in easier in certain respects, and harder in others.

I think drawing a caricature with these stereotypes is hilarious and the patterns are definitely prevalent.

But they are jus that, stereotypes. Not to put a damper on your fun but I would so be careful about applying it across the board (for the record, I didn't really get a sense anyone has done that on this thread so far, I'm just sharing my thoughts on stereotypes).

- LA




kc692 -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 7:02:29 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika

quote:

You woman have it soooooooo easy!


Hmmm... yes and no. I think we have in easier in certain respects, and harder in others.

I think drawing a caricature with these stereotypes is hilarious and the patterns are definitely prevalent.

But they are jus that, stereotypes. Not to put a damper on your fun but I would so be careful about applying it across the board (for the record, I didn't really get a sense anyone has done that on this thread so far, I'm just sharing my thoughts on stereotypes).

- LA


I agree with you on stereotypes, LA, but, I think this thread has just been (at least for me, smiles) a thought to put a smile on our face...




GentleLady -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 7:38:26 AM)

*falls off the chair laughing so hard* Thank you AAkasha....I really needed that laugh after a long hard night.

Gentle Lady




darlingjade -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 10:33:08 AM)

Ok, this is probably the funniest thing I've read on the boards since I read Merc's ceiling fan with the paddles post.

Thanks!!!




GermanDomInNM -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 2:16:23 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha


After reading some of the angst of the female submissives looking for male partners, I started to wonder what a male sub would do if a potential Mistress treated him the same way these Masters treat their potential female subs. For example:
...
Of course, this pertains to the men on both sides who are just looking to "get off" on their new cyber hobby. But if they just want to keep it online anyway, we should have them both just switch genders and email each other -- then everyone is happy.

Akasha


What a beautifully light-hearted take on a serious issue, where novices to the online BDSM forum easily can fall victim to the more predacious posers who live out some misperceived fantasy.

To actually understand what the subs/slaves are facing in brain-amputated, moronic barrages of emails, requests and demands, I recommend that doms/masters conduct a similar experiment to the one I have conducted: place a profile on here as though you were a young sub or slave girl and just sit back and watch for just how long you consider the incoming mail is still funny!

Bottom-line, it always comes back to a "Caveat Emptor".

But for now, thanks for the dlicious chuckles, Akasha!

Be well,

Gustav




GoddessDustyGold -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 2:59:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Unfortunately since many men don't have enough blood in their body to get both their brain and penis working simultaneously there are many who respond to the request from a "mistresses":

"Send CASH" (or "tribute").


Or just read a sampling from some of the female "submissives". Here's an actual example:

Beautiful 19 year old seeking GENEROUS dominant male".


Have you ever encountered either of those concepts expressed by a male?



Yes, actually I have! *W*
I am sure not as much as the other gender gets it though!




AAkasha -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 3:22:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Ah, a gender battle.

It just goes to show the difference in the sexes and their goals.

You are correct. But for the most part I give woman credit for more intelligence and doubt that many/any took serious or had a real time encounter with those obvious wannabes. Unfortunately since many men don't have enough blood in their body to get both their brain and penis working simultaneously there are many who respond to the request from a "mistresses":

"Send CASH" (or "tribute").


Or just read a sampling from some of the female "submissives". Here's an actual example:

Beautiful 19 year old seeking GENEROUS dominant male".


Have you ever encountered either of those concepts expressed by a male?

I guess some "vanilla" habits are difficult to give up.

All things considered these "masters" are less harmless. Men are "foreployers", doing, saying, promising, anything in the pursuit of sex. Too often their search ends with them being fucked.


Yes, I have seen ads like that from men requesting money/tributes -- and they do it quite successfully.

The gay male subs/bottoms do it.

The point is that men are willing to pay for it. Women aren't.

Akasha




LadyAngelika -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 5:43:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kc692


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyAngelika

quote:

You woman have it soooooooo easy!


Hmmm... yes and no. I think we have in easier in certain respects, and harder in others.

I think drawing a caricature with these stereotypes is hilarious and the patterns are definitely prevalent.

But they are jus that, stereotypes. Not to put a damper on your fun but I would so be careful about applying it across the board (for the record, I didn't really get a sense anyone has done that on this thread so far, I'm just sharing my thoughts on stereotypes).

- LA


I agree with you on stereotypes, LA, but, I think this thread has just been (at least for me, smiles) a thought to put a smile on our face...



I agree, which is why I said I thought they were hilarious :)

- LA




LadyAngelika -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 5:45:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha
The point is that men are willing to pay for it. Women aren't.


Well I wouldn't say that was a blanket statement, at least not in terms of sex in general. Ever see women with their dollar bills at a male stripper show? I thank my lucky stars I only ever had to experience that once ;)

- LA




RiotGirl -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 6:55:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Ah, a gender battle.

It just goes to show the difference in the sexes and their goals.

You are correct. But for the most part I give woman credit for more intelligence and doubt that many/any took serious or had a real time encounter with those obvious wannabes. Unfortunately since many men don't have enough blood in their body to get both their brain and penis working simultaneously there are many who respond to the request from a "mistresses":

"Send CASH" (or "tribute").


Or just read a sampling from some of the female "submissives". Here's an actual example:

Beautiful 19 year old seeking GENEROUS dominant male".


Have you ever encountered either of those concepts expressed by a male?

I guess some "vanilla" habits are difficult to give up.

All things considered these "masters" are less harmless. Men are "foreployers", doing, saying, promising, anything in the pursuit of sex. Too often their search ends with them being fucked.




hehehehehe.... so men are in persuit of sex and women money?




Mercnbeth -> RE: If "Mistresses" acted like "Masters" online... (5/4/2005 9:12:36 PM)

quote:

men are in persuit of sex and women money?


Riot,
Only the shallow ones and according to Lady Angelika, male strippers. Rumor has it that female stippers also accept gratuities.




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