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Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 2:03:30 AM

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You guys aren't going to believe what Bush did. It's so sick and messed up that I'm having to censor myself to even get it out.

He.. you know.. deficiated.. IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

That's right! The bastard took a DUMP in the White House! Which are tax dollars are sponsering! Then do you know what the sick bastard did? He freaking took some white paper- that was neatly hanging on the wall- and wiped his fecal matter with it! SICK! And, you know the worst part? OUR TAX DOLLARS ARE PAYING FOR IT.

As everyone knows, America's actually going to war with innocently backwards countries across the world, killing MILLIONS of American soldiers, for the sake of of securing more white paper for Bush's sick habit, which the REST OF THE GOVERNMENT IS IN ON!!!!!!1111oneone !

We must take action, NOW!, to stop this idiot from wrecking our country, our White House, and all the neatly hung white paper in the world! Flame this message with hate messages using tabliod references for his sick freak's atrocities against nature. Don't you freaking dare keep a level head about this, OR YOU'RE JUST A BUSH CRONNIE! CRONNIE!!!

Yeah, the paper's coming along well, but I'm sort of stressing. Kinda hiding in these boards from it for a while.

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 2:05:23 AM

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hehe .. Impeach Bush for defecating [in] the White House!

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 6:42:09 AM

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That paper was the Constitution.

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 6:48:52 AM

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That paper was the Constitution.

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 6:53:45 AM

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You know what else that rotten sonofabitch did? In the middle of the night he went down to the White House kitchen and made a f****** sandwhich. The NERVE! Those are our tax dollars and you know that sandwhich is going to lead to another bowel movement and that's more of that paper that he is going to be using. DAMN HIM! As far as being in Iraq and Afghanistan, I those were the right things to do but this other stuff....well....that has to stop. Who does he think he is, Clinton???

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 7:04:05 AM

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i thought bush shit federal reserve notes?

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 7:07:46 AM

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Did anyone check to see if there were any Whitewater papers?

I'm a firm believer in the two term limit: One in Congress and one in prison, both of equal length.

They may not start out as crooks, but for some reason they seem to end up that way!

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 9:16:54 AM

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You know what else that rotten sonofabitch did? In the middle of the night he went down to the White House kitchen and made a f****** sandwhich. The NERVE! Those are our tax dollars and you know that sandwhich is going to lead to another bowel movement and that's more of that paper that he is going to be using. DAMN HIM! As far as being in Iraq and Afghanistan, I those were the right things to do but this other stuff....well....that has to stop. Who does he think he is, Clinton???

I am on the left when it comes down to most issues...But not blinded by my views....Why do people still take joy in defending Bush?....What does this say about a person and their ability to be at all objective and to understand that "we" deserve better? At this point I get a good laugh from anyone who still backs this guy.....It shows perhaps that you are probably much less of a Dom, than you thought, in that you are able to deep throat so much so readily and so damn comfortably.

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 10:14:06 AM

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You know what else that rotten sonofabitch did? In the middle of the night he went down to the White House kitchen and made a f****** sandwhich. The NERVE! Those are our tax dollars and you know that sandwhich is going to lead to another bowel movement and that's more of that paper that he is going to be using. DAMN HIM! As far as being in Iraq and Afghanistan, I those were the right things to do but this other stuff....well....that has to stop. Who does he think he is, Clinton???

I am on the left when it comes down to most issues...But not blinded by my views....Why do people still take joy in defending Bush?....What does this say about a person and their ability to be at all objective and to understand that "we" deserve better? At this point I get a good laugh from anyone who still backs this guy.....It shows perhaps that you are probably much less of a Dom, than you thought, in that you are able to deep throat so much so readily and so damn comfortably.

Oh good grief!

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 10:16:08 AM

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I am on the left when it comes down to most issues...But not blinded by my views....Why do people still take joy in defending Bush?....What does this say about a person and their ability to be at all objective and to understand that "we" deserve better? At this point I get a good laugh from anyone who still backs this guy.....It shows perhaps that you are probably much less of a Dom, than you thought, in that you are able to deep throat so much so readily and so damn comfortably.

oh, come on domi! This is a humorous thread!

And maybe the lack of the ability for some to see a balance - a lack of humor for example- is part of the reason that some people will defend some of Bush's actions? Because the lack of balance is unhealthy, blind and partisan?

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 11:26:24 AM

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I can appreciate humor....But just like I saw little to laugh about in Clinton's folly I certainly don't see anything particularily humorous about what is going on today in our or other peoples countries....But then again perhaps I should lighten up...Francis....Probably just me today...Not feeling up to snuff...pulled a chest muscle but it still has me wiggin out a bit...It has me a little on edge should probably go see a doc....Sorry for the tirade...Usually I am a better sport about these things.

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 11:31:43 AM

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 2:18:27 PM

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Is he done yet?...Can we all take adump in the Whitehouse in peace now? I don't defend Bush much but then again I don't blame him for every nastly thing the happens in the world. You see here in the US we have this crazy little thing called a check and balances system. So Bush can't wipe his ass without the approval of the legislative branch, who can't jack off without out an ok from the judicial branch, who can't...you get the idea. Any policy you don't like is a team effort and not the fault of any one person. I didn't like Clinton, but then again I met him and didn't like him because of his smug personality and clammy hand...nothing to do with policy. Right, back to defacating and sandwhiches....I bet he's also sleeping on sheets that the American people paid for too...bastard.

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RE: Bush Did THIS?! - 5/1/2007 5:36:27 PM

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Finally got to Washington, in the middle of the night
I couldn't wait, I headed straight to the Capitol Mall
My heart began to pound- ya-hoo it really exists!
The American International Pictures logo
I looked up at that Capitol building
Couldn't help but wonder why,
I felt, like saying "Hello old friend"
Walked up the hill to touch it
Then I unzipped my pants
And pissed on it when nobody was looking...
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