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Mercnbeth -> New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 11:28:06 AM)
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 to $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

xhoneyx -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 3:28:20 PM)
hahah...this is too funny..oh man..

dawntreader -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 4:55:41 PM)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Crush -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 5:39:59 PM)
I see iPod people....um, where do we order a few of the new ones?

Griswold -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 5:45:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 to $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. (But this means we'll still have to deal with women). (AND pay). Nothing ever changes.

Griswold -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 5:46:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 to $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. (And by the way...I'd like to say at the outset....I ALWAYS listen to womens breasts...and I STILL* can't figure out what the fuck they're saying).*

Saratov -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 6:18:23 PM)
Where is the plug in for headphones or to transfer/download? [sm=confused.gif] [sm=dance.gif]

darchChylde -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 7:50:14 PM)
let me get this straight... so, - we've spent the last 50 years working to make technology smaller - we've spent the last 50 years working to make breasts bigger and we're now going to combine the two wouldn't the inherent paradox create something like a - blackhole? - vacuum? - blonde? i thought the point of the big-breasted, vaccuous blonde was to look at her; not to listen **note: most of the above was stated for the purpose of bad humor; not reflecting my opinions... except for the comments about blondes j/k

sweetkcredhead -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 8:11:04 PM)
plus, when those sterotypical huge breasted blondes are going to have sex, they now can cue the cheesy porn music to go with it. sarah1

N4SDChastity -> RE: New IPod Announced (5/2/2007 10:24:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde wouldn't the inherent paradox create something like a - blackhole? - vacuum? - blonde? I don't think so, but, I once put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time[:o]

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