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angelinbondage -> Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/4/2005 2:55:55 PM)

Is anyone here familiar with a toy called the Bumble Ball? You know, that cute little toy ball that jumps around on the floor after you pull the string attached to it?

Well, I picked one up today for my friend's cat, and when I yanked the string while holding the ball, the vibrations were so intense that I felt them all the way up into my shoulder. So, naturally, being the perv that I am, my next thought was what a great sex toy this would make! The smaller version can go up the vaginal canal (really only works if you fist often and you have more give than most), it can be used as a funny looking vibrator, hell it can even be modified into a vibrating ball gag!

Has anyone else ever picked up a toy such as this, one that was obviously made for the younger generation, and managed to find not so innocent ways to use it?




MistressFire70 -> RE: The Bumble Ball (5/4/2005 3:03:35 PM)

I have seen one suspended from a parachute on a male sub. The bumble ball that Goddess Lakshimi had would pause every now and then. Sometimes, it would giggle. It was quite amuzing.

Fire




LadyAngelika -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/4/2005 5:42:32 PM)

quote:

Has anyone else ever picked up a toy such as this, one that was obviously made for the younger generation, and managed to find not so innocent ways to use it?


Not a toy, but I would say that I'm capable of perverting about half the stuff in a hardware store and at IKEA. In fact, I got a weird look from a lady at the drugstore on Sunday as I tested out the "effectiveness" of a fly swater on my thigh. <weg>

- LA




Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/4/2005 6:18:52 PM)

Those inexpensive battery operated toothbrushes can be torturous with the brush tip on, or extremely intense with the brush tip off.

Cin




DallasDiva -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/4/2005 6:27:52 PM)

I bought a mini hand mixer and have used it on several different body parts. It is battery opperated and not as powerful as the ones that plug in. It is a mixer you might use to mix up an individual cup of coffee or something. I had another one and the edges were a bit rough, they are made from a cheaper plastic (not an insertion toy, just use on skined body parts)...anyway, I dipped the rougher one in tool dip and it worked fine.

I am with LadyAngelica in that I can pervert anything to my needs. The clearance section at Wal Mart or Target are great places to find things.

DallasDiva




proudsub -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/4/2005 9:13:42 PM)

quote:

Those inexpensive battery operated toothbrushes can be torturous with the brush tip on, or extremely intense with the brush tip off.


It was Hubby's toothbrush that prompted me to start the following thread some time ago:

household objects




SirSTRYKER -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/16/2005 11:25:25 AM)

quote:

Not a toy, but I would say that I'm capable of perverting about half the stuff in a hardware store and at IKEA. In fact, I got a weird look from a lady at the drugstore on Sunday as I tested out the "effectiveness" of a fly swater on my thigh. <weg>

- LA

I admire your style Sister. I'm sure I've been caught testing seemingly obviously non sexual related items in stores with devious thoughts in mind Myself...warm smiles




sammyleemitch -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/19/2005 5:57:33 AM)

this may sound odd and i havent a clue how it came about, but u HAVE 2 try a series of uses 4 fondue sticks!!!!!
They r absolutely amazin, in ways differnt ways [;)]

Miss S xx




suberic101 -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/19/2005 6:13:46 AM)

Yes, flyswatters are excellent devices of punishment, along with a yard stick.




SenorX -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/19/2005 11:13:08 AM)

basic rope can be cut to equi-length strips, folded in half, then lashed together. Cut the loops left to make each loop 2 strands. singe the ends or tie a knot at the end to keep from unravelling. Excellent flogger.

wooden clothes pins used as nipple clamps (platic ones may be too tight for beginners). Take some length of crochet yarn. Tie each end off to each clothes pin and it makes for an excellent lead for making your pony or doggie follow you on all 4's wherever you want. Once used to clothes pins, you can graduate to those butterfly paper clips... start with the small ones.

batten strips from building supply store makes for a great, thin, flexible paddle and you can get them in 8' lengths for about $3, cut them to size with anvil pruners.

a thin wooden dowel, cut to size, and then lash a luggage tag onto it. Makes for a wonderful crop.

And of course, the old wet tipped bath towel makes for one hell of a whip still.

For some hot times, boil 1 tsp. cayenne pepper in 8-16 oz of water. At boil, remove from heat. Steep for 5 min. measure out 2 oz and dump the rest. add 2 oz cold tap water. Shake and measure out 1 oz. dump the rest. Pour the 1 oz in your favorite bottle of lotion or lube( if you want to use it internally). It will heat things up. Careful. If you use too strong a solution, it can actually cause chemical burns on the skin.

X





MissA -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/19/2005 1:29:45 PM)

I've seen the bumble ball used but in a different way. Someone had one at a vendor fair that had metal cone spikes inserted into all the little legs all over, the effect was that it looked like a medieval mace but it jiggled and prickled. [;)]

*HERE'S TO PERVERTABLES!!!*

~Ms. A~




MrThorns -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/19/2005 1:52:08 PM)

A tennis ball stuffed into the toe of a big tube sock makes a very nice thud.

(Although, a whole flogger made from these gets pretty unruly. They bounce everywhere..but it's still fun)

~Thorns




SenorX -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/19/2005 8:25:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MrThorns

A tennis ball stuffed into the toe of a big tube sock makes a very nice thud.

(Although, a whole flogger made from these gets pretty unruly. They bounce everywhere..but it's still fun)

~Thorns



LOL @ flogger made that way. Never thought of that one. That's good.

X




Kiaban -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/20/2005 10:39:31 AM)

Remember the old razz paddle? part of a paddle and ball game..it was great and you could get it at wallmart for 5 bucks or so..ah the good old days




Stoneygirl76 -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/20/2005 12:11:30 PM)

What's bad is when your 9 year old child picks up a wooden spoon at a store and does the same thing!

And they argue that kink is a product of environment! Pish tosh! It's in the genes!




dixiedumpling -> RE: Kinky Uses For Innocent Toys (5/20/2005 1:41:39 PM)

Some time ago I read about one of the toys that came from the Harry Potter movies. It was a toy broom that vibrated. It didn't take long for the older sisters to find a different use for their little siblings toy.




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