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Aswad -> RE: About w/sports (5/3/2007 4:33:02 PM)
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Try a glass of your own first.
Really. Male urine tastes stronger than female urine, IME.
You'll want to start out drinking a lot of fluids to reduce the taste; pineapple juice is good. Beer also works, apparently, although I haven't tried that (hate beer, I'd rather drink piss, and I don't particularly like that either).
Once you've gotten used to that, you can use a catheter or somesuch to get used to having it enter your mouth at a pace that you're not fully in control of. A bottle that you can squirt it from might also work.
Next, try it out with him. Ask him to hold it back to a trickle at first, then slowly increase the flow as you get used to it. The first time, it'll probably be a good idea to bring the pineapple juice trick back. Eventually, you'll get used to taking it "as is", although he'll still need to control the pace unless you learn how to consciously keep your esophagus open (most of the people I know who can do this have learned it as teens while drinking tons of beer or liquor).
Alternately, if it's not the taste and/or swallowing that appeals to you, you can deep-throat him, and let him empty his bladder while he's in your throat. That way, you don't taste it, and don't have to swallow, plus he gets to go at his own pace (which is a big plus if he's into toilet service).
If contact with urine in general is a problem for you, the shower (with running water) is a good solution, starting off with your feet and moving up your body, then (when you're comfortable with this) progressing to having you kneel and doing the same thing. The face can take a bit of getting used to, and should probably be dealt with by him stopping at your neck and having you lean forward at your own pace. If you feel comfortable with it, you can take a sip at that time as well. Getting it into your hair might be a good idea, given how it makes you feel. When you're comfortable with having yourself soaked, start over but without the running water. When you're comfortable with being entirely soaked in his urine and not washing it off immediately, start working on the advice about actually drinking it.
P.S.: If anyone has any clues about voluntary control of the esophagus, I'd love to hear them (a copy via PM would be appreciated, in case I lose the thread), as I'm into toilet service (as the non-servicing party) and would love to be able to teach that technique to those rendering such service (yes, I'm comfortable with mastering it myself first).
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