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Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/3/2007 4:43:12 AM

canupleaseme

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I obviously forgot to put my toys away properly and last night my friend came over and saw a butt plug in my room. She asked me why I had one and jokingly I told her it was to stop me farting when I had sex !!!
Bless her she actually believed me and then confided in me she sometimes has that problems too

I found it quite funny and thought I would share it with you all

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/3/2007 4:50:52 AM

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Would it have been fun to "introduce" Your friend to buttplugs once She confessed her little secret??

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/3/2007 4:53:13 AM

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You know what I reakon she will go out and get some!!!

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/3/2007 6:45:45 PM

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Thanks for the chuckle. A good deed deserves one in return......

(Goes with the whole "forgot to put your toys away theme")

One night, while in bed, I was suddenly woke up by an odd noise. My tv in My room was off, and I could quite figure out what it was. I got up and looked around, but when I went out of My dark room, the noise seemed to get softer.

I went back into My room and looked around. The noise was just a low little hum, but I was sure I wasn't imagining it. I turned on the light, wondering if that might help. Nothing seemed out of place, but the noise was still there. I was beginning to think maybe the battery had somehow malfunctioned in My smoke detector. The problem with that theory was that it wasn't a beeping noise, it was a buzzing noise, and it was louder the closer I got to My bed.

Having run out of other possible choices, I looked under My bed. Sure enough, there was My vibrator, which the cat had knocked off of My nightstand. Somehow, in falling to the floor, the vibe had turned itself on, and was buzzing away!!!

Just another good example of reasons to put away your toys.

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/3/2007 10:37:35 PM

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Lady Pact Thanks for sharing

I bet the cat was shocked when it started vibrating lol

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/4/2007 12:51:18 AM

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Hee hee...you could have told her it was a new "designer" pager that hasn't hit the stores yet!

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/4/2007 7:30:15 PM

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Nothing beats waking up to a vibe on my nose, running. "Mommy. what's this?" I think my son was 4. "UUh it's Mommy's neck massager" "Oh!" and he proceeded to put it on his neck, much to my horror. Ya, the therapist is gonna have a field day with that one...

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/4/2007 9:21:36 PM

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I had a push button controlled vibe and it was in the bed and I'd evidently sat on it not realizing it and I came back sometime later and it had been on the whole time, I don't know how long, fortunatly no one knew but me and my now X

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/6/2007 7:18:40 AM

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was the cat cuddling with the vib?

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/6/2007 7:29:25 AM

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My best one is lending a friend at work some clothes, took a backpack full of them into work, idea being she was gonna choose a couple of things....all would have been fine untill, sorting them out for her I came accross some anal beads, a vibe and a plug in the bottom of the bag (Last trip had been off to see a Dom) - my friend then asked if she couild just borrow the bag as couldnt decide what she wanted to wear......lead to me making some mumbled excuse that I'd give it to her later then spending the rest of the day with afformentioned toys inside my clothes as nowhere else to put them!

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/6/2007 9:08:33 AM

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Good stuff..
Although it didnt happen to me, my best friend gave me a reason to make sure the doors are locked when playing..

He was fooling around with his wife when he felt his daughter ( age 4) jump on his back saying "faster daddy " ( he said giving horsie rides to her led to this ) He later said thats what mommy wanted too.. but there is now a good lock on the bedroom door.

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/6/2007 11:10:37 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: canupleaseme

She asked me why I had one and jokingly I told her it was to stop me farting when I had sex !!!
Bless her she actually believed me and then confided in me she sometimes has that problems too

Now, for some reason, I have a terrible image of a butt plug shaped kazoo, and a musical ensemble. **thunks my forehead to erase the image**

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/6/2007 6:11:06 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: canupleaseme

I obviously forgot to put my toys away properly and last night my friend came over and saw a butt plug in my room. She asked me why I had one and jokingly I told her it was to stop me farting when I had sex !!!
Bless her she actually believed me and then confided in me she sometimes has that problems too
I found it quite funny and thought I would share it with you all

Hon....I hate to be the harbinger of bad tidings but....

Trust me....(she didn't believe you....she's just being nice).

(Really....honest).

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/6/2007 6:57:37 PM

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I'm curious to know what you would have said had it been a ball gag?

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/6/2007 7:16:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DocTSH

I'm curious to know what you would have said had it been a ball gag?

(I'm thinking "mfmphgrglpfffft")

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/9/2007 5:57:53 AM

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Mine's steel with a handle. I told my friends it was a club. Them proceeding to wail on each other with it is one of my most cherished memories.

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/9/2007 11:59:31 AM

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I tend to not hide things very wel las I'm pretty open with my buddies. They once walked into my room and saw a ghetto rig 4-pt restraint system on the bed with my hood laying on my desk. Can't really explain that one away. I just said "I was misbehaving rather much I'm afraid"

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/9/2007 12:13:12 PM

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lmao canupleaseme /... thank you for the giggle ...oh to be a fly on her wall when she tries it out with her boyfriend

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/9/2007 6:44:24 PM

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Thanks for all of the extra laughs on this thread. I would laugh My tail off if I suddenly heard "Faster, Daddy, Faster".

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RE: Why do you have a butt plug in your room? - 5/25/2007 3:23:22 PM

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So, I'm an RA- a resident adviser who takes care of the freshmen college students in the dorms- and i get my own room. I had finished playing with a friend of mine, but had left all my toys spread out- thinking I'd clean everything up in a bit and just not open the door if a resident came to see me. Lo and behold a resident comes to borrow something and invite me to dinner. I tell him to wait at the door and I brought it out- some antiseptic for a cut- and head out to dinner with him, my best friend, and a bunch of guys. I felt all smooth because I thought, nah, he didn't see anything.

At dinner we were poking fun at each other and in the course of conversation my resident says, "I know you, with all your whips and chains!"
I, not realizing he's joking, exclaim, "I thought I shut the door fast enough!"
My best friend, sweetie that she is, bursts out laughing as my resident and I freak out, and gain that bugged eyed 'holy crap she's serious' and 'holy crap he was joking' looks on our faces.

Luckily for me my resident thought it was the coolest thing- first thing out of his mouth was, "marry me."

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