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"Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 11:51:06 AM   
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"Naked man superglued to exercise bike"

Thu May 3, 8:44 AM ET

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

South Africa is battling one of the world's highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.

A police spokesman could not immediately comment on the report. No one at Netcare 911 could be reached.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070503/od_nm/safrica_crime_dc;_ylt=AtuHQwTNX8ZthxaPtiha8gus0NUE

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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 11:55:05 AM   
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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 11:56:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		who on earth would ever carry around THAT MUCH superglue?  I'm already cringing just trying to think of how they got the poor guy OFF the bike.....i've always used acetone to unglue my fingers when i invariably stick them together.......i can't even imagine the feeling of that on the sensitive parts if his body!

<going off to do the heebie-jeebie dance!>

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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 12:00:10 PM   
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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 12:03:38 PM   
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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 1:19:51 PM   
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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 5:20:30 PM   
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Knock the bike over and wiggle across the floor to the telephone? 




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ORIGINAL: soultoshare
who on earth would ever carry around THAT MUCH superglue?  I'm already cringing just trying to think of how they got the poor guy OFF the bike.....i've always used acetone to unglue my fingers when i invariably stick them together.......i can't even imagine the feeling of that on the sensitive parts if his body!

<going off to do the heebie-jeebie dance!>

m


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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 5:24:17 PM   
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Edited to add:  You know it's big when it comes with a bicycle bell.  *beep beep*

< Message edited by NakedOnMyChain -- 5/3/2007 5:25:11 PM >

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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 5:30:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ummm, it said his partner called for help AFTER his partner got home....

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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 10:21:58 PM   
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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/3/2007 10:45:39 PM   
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RE: "Naked man superglued to exercise bike" - 5/4/2007 12:09:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just a hypothetical question kitten.
What would we do in his place?

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