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Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 4:07:11 PM   
chiaThePet


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During a recent spirited Domme/badboy badminton volley involving another
thread, the younger Domme attempted an ace with a backhand serve aimed
at Her over forty counterparts. Though uncomplimentary, i understood such
was presented in the heat of a moment, simply apologizing for the errant birdie.
None the less, got me thinking of the advantages of serving a Domme over
40, i share such with you now, forgive me my long-winded application;

A boy can get away from Her much easier, even
while wearing chains, ankle and hand cuffs. Slipping out of those granny knots rekindlesfond memories of childhood Houdini play. During stomping, a one inch orthopedic heel 
causes far less damage than a six inch pump. Trips to the drug store begin to outnumbertrips to the dungeon and whipping post. Bengay and tiger balm become too precious a commodity to waste on a boy. Clip on earrings do much less damage than do
pierced when applied to a boy's tender flesh.

Golden showers become golden moments, more
than a trickle, less than a splash, it "depends".

Canes often come included, allowing for the
purchase of that premium leather lined walker.

A boy can use Her old Lady panties as a whiteflag of surrender when he finally gives up.

Her dresses will fit the average male in a much more fashion forward way during Feminization.

Rocking chairs make for the greatest strap-on
aids, "just squat boy, it'll do the rest".

No feminine napkins laying around the house for a boy to mistakenly set the table with.
Safe words like Bingo and Yahtzee bring animmediate celebration and a quick end to the pain. Shaken not stirred refers to Her martini preference, not the state of Her boy's head.

BDSM is now defined as Bedtime Does
Sound Marvelous.

Branding is the hot names like Wang
and Dior on Her outfit labels.

She forgets to lock the cage, allowing for
those late night trips to the fridge.

Electric play is limited to finding the light
switch in the middle of the night. Celebrating Her birth everyday with candles,keeps those heating bills to a bare minimum.

AND......... ......... ......... ......... ......

She knows where She has been, where She 
is going, and exactly how to get there.

When She looks in the mirror, determination,
wisdom and experience smile back.

Each softly creased line a story of a battle
won, each a path of strength that overcame.

She has tasted of Her desires and has perfected
the delectable recipe of Her wishes.

Her hands move with grace and swiftness, exacting
their intentions on weakened flesh.

Within Her heart exists the power of compassion,
expectation, clear and absolute rule.

Knowledge is Her steady companion, the keen
awareness on a road of foolish souls.

Her patience is a sweet bouquet of roses, it's
thorns digging deep when limits are tested.

She has no place or time for hesitation, as it
wastes away at Her precious days.

Her requirements are gifts to those whom find
genuine obedience in their purpose.

She can look deep into the eyes of another,
break their resistance and melt their resolve.

It is Her right to demand loyalty, devotion
and surrender, She owns that which is Hers.

She knows how to turn a boy inside out, then
will command him to clean up the mess. She doesn't own a toybox, She possessesan arsenal of Weapons of Mass Domination.

She can tie a knot around a boy's mind without
ever lifting a finger to tighten the rope.

Her life is not one of play, She lives each
moment in the truth of Her Dominant heart.

With Love and Respect,

(And a Domme over 40 has the greatest
sense of humor a boy could hope for)

chia* (the pet)



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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 4:11:35 PM   
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The first half had me laughing until I almost cried. The second half succeeded where the first failed....just not from laughter.

Loved it. Mind if I borrow it?



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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 4:18:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

The first half had me laughing until I almost cried. The second half succeeded where the first failed....just not from laughter.

Loved it. Mind if I borrow it?




Not at all Dear Lady, just give a pet his due, as it will be repeated in
my novel, "i Survived The Great Pet Massacre Of 2007"

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet) 

< Message edited by chiaThePet -- 5/4/2007 4:21:19 PM >


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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 4:33:52 PM   
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chia,
 
I'm not sure if your Mistress should spank you or smother you with affection.  Thank you for the silly and the serious.

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 4:41:07 PM   
chiaThePet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

chia,
 
I'm not sure if your Mistress should spank you or smother you with affection.  Thank you for the silly and the serious.


Hmmmmm, choices, choices, Hers of course, either works for me!

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet)

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 5:41:05 PM   
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Yeah, that was awesome.  Good work!

(And thanks for helping me get paddle #4!)

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Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 5:49:59 PM   
chiaThePet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

Yeah, that was awesome.  Good work!

(And thanks for helping me get paddle #4!)


Thank You Dear. Look Everybody, windchymes is DERANGED!!!

windchymes is Deranged, windchymes is Deranged, <slap> sorry.

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet) 

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 8:02:43 PM   
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This would piss me off, but with my aging memory I'll forget it in the next ten minutes! 

(Seriously, very funny!)

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 8:22:50 PM   
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HEY! I resemble that remark. :P

Thanks for the smile chia. :)

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 8:52:01 PM   
chiaThePet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMistressa

This would piss me off, but with my aging memory I'll forget it in the next ten minutes! 

(Seriously, very funny!)



Thank You Dearest LaMistressa, my own memory causing pause here,
i did write this didn't i? Let's see.......yep, has my paw prints all over it.

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet) 

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/4/2007 9:00:00 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HutchGarahl

HEY! I resemble that remark. :P

Thanks for the smile chia. :)


Your quite welcome Dearest Mistress, and as a wise Domme once said,
"the older they are", well,.........." the older they are". Here's to Boniva!

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet)

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/5/2007 7:22:57 PM   
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Bravo!!! Oh, my pardon, Brava!

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/5/2007 8:53:03 PM   
chiaThePet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kitte9

Bravo!!! Oh, my pardon, Brava!


Thank You Kitte9, evolution is a marvelous journey, enjoy.

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet)

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/5/2007 9:02:06 PM   
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hey now!

I am 40 & I know for a fact I can run circles around girls half my age & the boys well, I don't have to run at all for them since most throw themselves at me <wink>

I'm just hopeful that this will still be the case for many years to come

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/5/2007 9:33:53 PM   
chiaThePet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

hey now!

I am 40 & I know for a fact I can run circles around girls half my age & the boys well, I don't have to run at all for them since most throw themselves at me <wink>

I'm just hopeful that this will still be the case for many years to come


Dearest MstrssPassion,

Even as a wee lad, i recognized the Powerful Essence which illuminated
from the Glorious Women Whom possessed Experience and Wisdom
among Their attributes. At a yet youthful 40, Dearest Mstrss has but
another lifetime to watch the boys throw themselves at Her feet. A boy
chases a Domme until She captures him. Here's to another fabulous forty!

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet) 

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/5/2007 11:46:19 PM   
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ooh  my thats funny :D

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/6/2007 6:32:42 AM   
chiaThePet


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quote:

ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

ooh  my thats funny :D


Dear amaidiamond, glad you enjoyed, whilst in the day to day seriousness
of Dungeon Dialogue, it bodes well for the heart to sometimes simply smile.
i invite anyone whom might have their own little quip relative to the flow, to
share it with the rest of us. Have a sweet submissive day!

With Love and Respect, chia* (the pet)

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/6/2007 7:25:24 AM   
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Chia, you are why I like the older subs.  They understand if their older Domme has a "failure to retrieve" memory lapse, and fill in the blanks....lol.    Loved your post.

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/6/2007 7:36:39 AM   
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This is so funny, you deserve to be my first posting.

I was laughing so hard I had to change my tena ladies!!

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RE: Dommes Over 40-Fire On The Cake - 5/6/2007 7:43:45 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

The first half had me laughing until I almost cried. The second half succeeded where the first failed....just not from laughter.

Loved it. Mind if I borrow it?




my sentiments exactly!!!!

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There is a war going on for your mind...if you are thinking, you are winning~
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