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microsoft wants yahoo - 5/5/2007 6:23:26 AM   
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http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2007-05-04T120108Z_01_N04222536_RTRUKOC_0_US-YAHOO-MICROSOFT.xml

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RE: microsoft wants yahoo - 5/5/2007 7:52:20 AM   
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Yahoo don't need no 3rd stringer like Microsoft.

Here's a current job listing:
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Research Engineers:

Yahoo! Research is looking for research engineers to work alongside our world-class scientists to deliver the next generation of businesses to the company. Engineers at Yahoo! Research have the opportunity to work on a variety of project types, including: rapid prototype and proof-of-concept development, research engineering libraries, tools, and platforms for distributed computing and algorithm evaluation, as well as working as part of a team directly with Yahoo!'s research scientists. The successful candidate will be passionate about software engineering yet able to thrive in a dynamic research environment.

In this position you will be working together with our research scientists to develop novel software engineering solutions for problems in information retrieval, machine learning, computational linguistics, matrix and graph algorithms, unsupervised clustering, data mining, human-computer interaction/user experience and microeconomics.

Sr. Research Engineer

Required Skills/Qualifications

* Specific background, experience, skill set and focus on backend systems architecture, building distributed systems and knowledge of working extensively with databases required and highly desirable.
* Proficiency in at least one (preferably two) of Java, C++, C#, C and at least one (preferably two) of Perl, PHP, Python, Tcl required.
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With that list of languages, they ain't using no toy like Windows to serve up their gazillions of pages every minute.

That's funny, NEITHER DOES GOOGLE.

What does Yahoo and Google know about building massively scalable online applications, anyway?

MSFT is thrashing about. Their newest best hope would be to get everyone hooked on .Net 3.0, b/c it's incompatible with XP, and requires Vista, a Gig of Memory, and won't run on any Celerons at all.

I wonder how Dell's decision to continue selling XP computers will affect that strategy. MSFT, with Vista delivers NOTHING ANYONE NEEDS, or really wants.

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RE: microsoft wants yahoo - 5/5/2007 9:00:21 AM   
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That was yesterday AM's story...you have to be quick on your feet with these things.   By yesterday afternoon, CNBC was reporting that it's not a takeover/merger they're discussing, but a joint partnership.

Which would make a whole lot of sense, because MSFT and YHOO have proven to be the gang that couldn't shoot straight when it comes to the net.  GOOG is eating them alive.  Put two pathetic companies that can't execute together, and you end up with...one pathetic company that can't execute.

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RE: microsoft wants yahoo - 5/5/2007 9:50:46 AM   
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if microsoft wants yahoo, couldn't they just google it?


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RE: microsoft wants yahoo - 5/5/2007 9:55:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

if microsoft wants yahoo, couldn't they just google it?


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RE: microsoft wants yahoo - 5/5/2007 7:20:49 PM   
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Weird, that is my resume.

Hrm.

Like I want to work for the MsEvil Empire.

I really hated working in computers.  I have a lot more fun in life expressing my morpheme.

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