Griswold
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval Another bit of gadgetry I could well do without, phone intercoms in the bathroom! If there was ever a time and place to do your business in private or soak in a tub or zone out in the shower, its in there! I always find it amusing listening to somebody pinch a loaf in the bathroom on the docks, 4 people using the urinals, and they are chattering away on their cell phone. Or else having half a conversation with themselves. Just wrong. I have a cell phone, but since I detest talking on it I dont get much mileage out of it. Sinergy Sinergy...I travel ( a LOT)...and every time I get on the shuttle bus to the airport, an airplane, or as often as not...in the que for groceries...there's always this person (which, in my calculations, is as easily a woman as a man) talking as loudly as they can, as if to say "Yep....I'm on a cell phone...hey, guess what? Yes, right now of course...I'm on a cell phone...that's it...no wires...no, seriously...I could run my hand around the entire circumference of this thing and I wouldn't get tripped up at all!!!...I'm actually talking to you really loudly as I (sit in this carriage while I'm on my way to the airport....fumble with my luggage, holding everyone up in the aisle while I talk to you instead of getting directly in to my seat....wait....could you hold this for me please? One second....I'll just grab my book....oh fuck, I read that book last flight....one second....")...yepper...the plane's about take off...hey....wanna change seats? I like the window...louder? Okay.....HOW's THIS?????" I have yet to be in a situation however, such that I've become party to excrement....nevertheless, I'm confident it's forthcoming.
< Message edited by Griswold -- 5/6/2007 6:45:14 PM >
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